Here in the U.S.A
Each person has his say.
On cable T.V. and blogs they'll always have their say.

Oh, we've got a bunch of left and right wing nuts,
Rabid crazies foaming at the mouth.
Truthers! Birthers! Those for separate nations!
Socialists and Comminusts in this administration!
Hate spewing, playing the race and gender cards,
Urging war between the poor and rich.
There's no defense, they have no common sense -
So on line and T.V. all they can do is b*tch!

So on line and T.V. all they can do is b*tch!
Do they have some common sense? No, nary a stitch!
They won't be denied, they only see one side,
So what if the whole country goes into the ditch!


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We've got a bunch of left and right wing nuts (They're looney!)
More of them than we can ever count! (Two, three four!)
Theorists! Conspiracists! Mad foreign dictators! (Like Chavez!)
Capitalists, extreme feminists, and screeching commentators! (Like Olberman!)
Closed border kooks and Hollywood elites (La da de ya da!)
Oliver Stone and Michael Moore. (Go to Havana!)
Filling the airways, ruining our days,
How I wish that one of them just knew the score!

How I wish that one of them just knew the score,
Warming deniers and Al Gore's climate whores!
I am really p*ssed, they would not be missed!
Left and right wing nuts are such an terrible bore!


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Left and right wing nuts are such are terrible bore!