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Song Parodies -> "I'm Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts"

Original Performer:

Merve Griffin

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I've been around a while
Owned condos on the Nile
I proba'ly hold the record
Givin' "Nine-one-one" a dial...

(Oh) I'm Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac
When will modern science find a cure
Headaches, backaches,
Aches, too many to state
So long is the list
I'd really be pissed,
If I could urinate..

(Oh) I'm Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac
You'd find me in Forbes, if not for meds
Gout and the hives,
Drove crazy seven wives
Spending almost all my life in hospital beds

Spending almost all my life in hospital beds
Almost all my life,
No cell untouched by strife
Spending almost all my life in hospital beds

I'm Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac
I don't know why I've caught so many ills
Small Pox, Large Pox
Plagued my North and my South
Everything rare,
Plus Shingles up there
On this roof of my mouth..

I'm so Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac
I hope they find an anti-vaccine soon
Till one, they bring
I'll catch everything
That there is beneath the sun, and under the moon

Spending almost all my life in hospital beds
Wish I were more like a snake with a skin that sheds
If I last till dawn,
Guess I'll just go on
Spending almost all my life in hospital beds.

Spending almost all my life in hospital beds..



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alvin rhodes - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day and the parody lived up to the promise
Yoidy - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, it's better than being a Hyperchondriac! 555
Ann Hammond - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
In the hospital while recovering from surgery I was so pist that I couldn't urinate in the toilet I screamed myself to sleep. This was at the age of 7. Then I got a stroke at 16. I won't count fixing my ear as a 911 emergency, but so far I've spent most my life so far in hospital beds. I had fun singing to this.
AFW - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin.....thanks, Yoidy....and thanks, Ann..sounds like I wrote your life..
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO AFW - that's fantastic - a great great title, as alvin said - and this idea and execution is fully ready to be performed - 555
Matthias - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Also sickeningly well done
AFW - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu, and Matt
Meriadoc - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like my life after turning 47... it's all been downhill since.
Below Average Dave - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, I think this is one of your better parodies. . .very well thought out on this one.
AFW - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Meri, and B.A.D.
Michael E Cormier - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya thought that ya needed medicine, when all you had to do was take 555, and write a song in the morning. lol Good Job
AFW - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael C.
Alpha Skua - January 23, 2018 - Report this comment
I've got a lovey bunch of coconuts see all lined up in neat rows year Zazu in The Lion King

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