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Song Parodies -> "I Accidently Punched Him In The Face"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts"

Original Performer:

Merve Griffin

Parody Song Title:

"I Accidently Punched Him In The Face"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

At Johnson Junior High,
In class, one day, was I
When I heard a student
To the teacher, alibi...

Oh, I Accidently Punched Him In The Face
This can happen when a fist you throw
Shadow boxing,
Never aimed at his head
Feinted a jab, off just a dab,
That's what the student said

I Accidently Socked Him In The Puss
His eye made contact with my uppercut
I know it happened twice, but here I'll got some ice
To soothe his eye and where he fell on his butt

Oh, no, no, no, I never assaulted Walt
If this was true, why would at two, I halt ?
Really not my fault,
Plain as a grain 'a salt,
I just Accidently Punched Him Right In The Face

I Accidently Clipped Him In The Jaw (accidently)
I'll take a polygraph, so will my Maw
Shadow boxing,
Never aimed at his head
Feinted a jab, off just a dab
His face I never saw

Oh, I Accidently Punched Him In The Face (accidently)
Somehow he wound up right there in it's path
Would I display
Such violent dismay
At someone who's always helpin' me with my math?

Oh, no, no, no, I never assaulted Walt
If this was true, why would at two, I halt ?
Really not my fault,
Plain as a grain a' salt,
I Just Accidently Punched Him Right In The Face...

I Just Accidently Punched Him Right In The Face...

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alvin rhodes - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
no accident that i gave ya fives
AFW - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
hmm, to come up with that title sub for that OS title, well, there must have been some truth in this at some point, AFW - that's all I can imagine - nice rollicking rhythms - 555
Ann Hammond - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I had a lovely time and enjoyed this
Yoidy - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I keep picturing you punching Merv Griffin in the face! 5s
AFW - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart....You got me, I'm busted....Some years back, my step son, then about age 7 or 8, and in elementary school, was reprimanded for fighting...His alibi to us, "I accidently punched him in the face!"..................thanks, Ann............and thanks, Yoidy..your comment paints a funny scenario

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