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Song Parodies -> "Seventy-two Great Days"

Original Song Title:

"Seventy-six Trombones"

Original Performer:

Meredith Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Seventy-two Great Days"

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The Lyrics

Seventy-two great days had big Kris and Kim
Seventy-two days of wedded bliss
Their honeymoon nights cut short,
Dashian off to divorce court,
Tell ya' Sport,
They barely had time to kiss

Seventy-two great days spent around the house
With a dozen more servants and family
Her big basketball Star went clunk,
With a quick slam-dunk
Game was called, a marriage penalty

To the wedding Kim invited fine celebreties
Kathy Lee, and Jay-Z, J-Lo too, hooray!
A one page book could be their book of memories
Guess you might say..this was a one act play

Had a huge two million cannon on her dainty hand
Spouse to spouse, said their vows, short variety
Seventy-two days they would share,
As Alec Baldwin did declare,
Wrong hitch..can seem like seventy-three

Wrong hitch...can seem like seventy-three

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2Eagle - November 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I think these celebs want weddings more than marriages. Brad and Jen had a bash to equal that of a royal wedding. At least they lasted four years.
Porfle Popnecker - November 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun parody from one of my favorite movies.
Old Man Ribber - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - That's Trouble with a capital "T"...and that rhymes with "D"...and that means Divorce. One (Harold) Hill of a parody! ;D
Let's Stick Together - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
These people take weddings and marriage to be too cheap and disposible. Instead of acting out "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynnette they need to work at "One Bright Day" by Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers: "one one one one one one bright day... two bright days... many many ... bright days..." And also there's our friends the Fab Four: "We Can Work It Out".
TJC - November 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Per usual, AFW, I dug it!
AFW - November 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Everybody, couldn't get back here yesterday, 404 block

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