Seventy-two great days had big Kris and Kim
Seventy-two days of wedded bliss
Their honeymoon nights cut short,
Dashian off to divorce court,
Tell ya' Sport,
They barely had time to kiss

Seventy-two great days spent around the house
With a dozen more servants and family
Her big basketball Star went clunk,
With a quick slam-dunk
Game was called, a marriage penalty

To the wedding Kim invited fine celebreties
Kathy Lee, and Jay-Z, J-Lo too, hooray!
A one page book could be their book of memories
Guess you might say..this was a one act play

Had a huge two million cannon on her dainty hand
Spouse to spouse, said their vows, short variety
Seventy-two days they would share,
As Alec Baldwin did declare,
Wrong hitch..can seem like seventy-three

Wrong hitch...can seem like seventy-three