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Song Parodies -> "Seventy-Six Calzones"
Original Song Title:
"Seventy-Six Trombones"
Original Performer:
Meredith Wilson
Parody Song Title:
"Seventy-Six Calzones"
Parody Written by:
Harry
The Lyrics
Seventy Six Calzones (my 15 Seconds of Fame are up, thank you Pizza Hut)
Seventy-six hambones ate the big fat pig
With a hundred tons of corn chips-- gross fat man!
They were followed by rows and rows of the fattest - Nachos
Oh whoa! Ice cream of ev'ry famous brand.
Seventy-six calzones bought the meddling skunk
With one hundred tons corn chips (huge behind).
He weighs more than a thousand trees
Munching all the feed
He leaves tons of heavy shite behind.
Bear wolfs: Whopper combos, paninis, that buffoon!
Thundering, thundering farts engulf his Hanes.
Taco bell, his cronies, dim! the big buffoons!
Leech! Buffoon! having his big buffet!
Bear wolfs: fifty thousand calzones at a half past three
Blundering, plundering chowder, he’s a whore!
Raisinets, no exercise!
Big grumpy troll, he’s not so Wise
Red bull, Oxycontin: that whale’s shored!
Seventy-six hambones ate the big fat pig
With a hundred tons of corn chips-- gross fat man!
They were followed by rows and rows of the fattest - Nachos
Oh whoa! Ice cream of ev'ry famous brand.
Seventy-six calzones bought the meddling skunk
With one hundred tons corn chips (huge behind).
He weighs more than a thousand trees
Munching all the feed
He leaves tons of heavy shite behind.
Bear wolfs: Whopper combos, paninis, that buffoon!
Thundering, thundering farts engulf his Hanes.
Taco bell, his cronies, dim! the big buffoons!
Leech! Buffoon! having his big buffet!
Bear wolfs: fifty thousand calzones at a half past three
Blundering, plundering chowder, he’s a whore!
Raisinets, no exercise!
Big grumpy troll, he’s not so Wise
Red bull, Oxycontin: that whale’s shored!
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Three 5's from this Sicilian, loved it!
Thanks, Jim! I'm in Music Man mode this week.
One more slap in the face for the food Nazis - 5's.
Thanks, 2Eagle. food Nazis? never heard that one.
Harry: Google "soup nazi". That was a Seinfeld character, and it made its way into pop culture. DKTOS, so no vote.
I resent and secretly dug this parody... some raw potential here, dude...
Andria: it's a song from "the Music Man"--a broadway musical, and also a movie with music by Meredith Wilson. One of the great all time classic musicals. Thanks, Guy Hanes. and my Security is U8Z (you ate Ziti?)
I give this one a 380. Divide that by 76, and you'll see what I mean.
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