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Song Parodies -> "Czech Pups Coasting in an Open Dryer"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"Czech Pups Coasting in an Open Dryer"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I was doodling around in Photoshop, and this phrase came to mind and then a picture came soon after. And I immediately knew this could never be a song. Which, in turn, tempted me to write the words below. Yeah, some of it doesn't make sense, but what the hey? Merry Christmas!
Note: 'Appliance' should be read as two syllables.
Czech pups coasting in an open dryer
Turned, tossed flipping like some clothes
Full tide barrels, making dogs kind of tired
It floats past large type charter boats

And their furry coats are salty and soaked head to toe
Yelps won’t make a better plight
Tiny dot from the air will not show
No plane it seems will see from height

They have no lantern in their space
Tykes toting lots of toys so chewy for their play
And heaving ocean’s style is moving small fries
The scheme, no puppy floating low will get dry

And now I’m wondering, how drama plays
Will pups find land in waters blue?
They boat in appliance in the night, through the days
Hope they find land real soon.
For the original graphic that got me thinking, you can find it here: Czech Pups.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - December 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Czech out these 5s.
Old Man Ribber - December 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Warren - First and foremost, great use of multimedia! While old guys like me plod on, you are "Baking" new ground. As for the parody, I detect a "Bohemian" touch...but I'm just a working "Slav"! Merry Christmas, and by the way, the historic center of Prague is Wenceslas Square...really! ;D
WarrenB - December 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB and OMR. And LOL at the 'slav' and 'bohemian' references! Sometimes I just can't resist those stream of consciousness parodies...
LilSnowCakes - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like the little mices in the dryer now have some company, Sir ! . . . . I adore animals being flung in the Dryer, their coats heated up like Toasty-O-s . . .
WarrenB - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
And the drying process is so much more even than using a microwave ;-)

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