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Song Parodies -> "Czech Pups Coasting in an Open Dryer"
Original Song Title:
"The Christmas Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mel Torme
Parody Song Title:
"Czech Pups Coasting in an Open Dryer"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
I was doodling around in Photoshop, and this phrase came to mind and then a picture came soon after. And I immediately knew this could never be a song. Which, in turn, tempted me to write the words below. Yeah, some of it doesn't make sense, but what the hey? Merry Christmas!
Note: 'Appliance' should be read as two syllables.
Note: 'Appliance' should be read as two syllables.
Czech pups coasting in an open dryer
Turned, tossed flipping like some clothes
Full tide barrels, making dogs kind of tired
It floats past large type charter boats
And their furry coats are salty and soaked head to toe
Yelps won’t make a better plight
Tiny dot from the air will not show
No plane it seems will see from height
They have no lantern in their space
Tykes toting lots of toys so chewy for their play
And heaving ocean’s style is moving small fries
The scheme, no puppy floating low will get dry
And now I’m wondering, how drama plays
Will pups find land in waters blue?
They boat in appliance in the night, through the days
Hope they find land real soon.
Turned, tossed flipping like some clothes
Full tide barrels, making dogs kind of tired
It floats past large type charter boats
And their furry coats are salty and soaked head to toe
Yelps won’t make a better plight
Tiny dot from the air will not show
No plane it seems will see from height
They have no lantern in their space
Tykes toting lots of toys so chewy for their play
And heaving ocean’s style is moving small fries
The scheme, no puppy floating low will get dry
And now I’m wondering, how drama plays
Will pups find land in waters blue?
They boat in appliance in the night, through the days
Hope they find land real soon.
For the original graphic that got me thinking, you can find it here: Czech Pups.
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Czech out these 5s.
Warren - First and foremost, great use of multimedia! While old guys like me plod on, you are "Baking" new ground. As for the parody, I detect a "Bohemian" touch...but I'm just a working "Slav"! Merry Christmas, and by the way, the historic center of Prague is Wenceslas Square...really! ;D
Thanks, JB and OMR. And LOL at the 'slav' and 'bohemian' references! Sometimes I just can't resist those stream of consciousness parodies...
Sounds like the little mices in the dryer now have some company, Sir ! . . . . I adore animals being flung in the Dryer, their coats heated up like Toasty-O-s . . .
And the drying process is so much more even than using a microwave ;-)
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