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Song Parodies -> "S.Q.U.A.D."

Original Song Title:

"B.I.T.C.H."

Original Performer:

Megan Thee Stallion

Parody Song Title:

"S.Q.U.A.D."

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how to became a squad member.
(I'd rather keep it real with ya')

Real great boy cop
It ain't always about what you like, sometimes it's about what's good

I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
These members ain't gon' give it to you right
I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
Them members ain't gon' give it to you right

Why you wanna play with me? You know I'm undefeated
A real keen boy know how to become a squad member
You say you want respect? Well treat me how you wanna be in the police
You told me "keep it real" but you don't practice what you workin'
You want me to blow your phone up and come looking for you till I find you
You really want me to whoop the hoe that you coppin' with if I find her
Bitch you ain't that busy, I don't give a dog what you ain't got time for
You look me in my eyes and know you lyin', man that's fraud, bruh
Man you knew I was a player 'fore you met me, need to relax
You know that you gon' hate me if I get to playin' get-back
I ain't turn into no bad bitch when you met me, boy I been that
You tryna make me something that I ain't, and I ain't with that

I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
Them members ain't gon' give it to you right
I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
Them members ain't gon' give it to you right

I got my mind on gettin' paid, we ain't spoke in some times
He prolly thinkin' I'm in pain, but I'm really on game
Ain't no nigga finna stop me, be in a cop, I got me
All the shit that I be needin' can't depend on a "prolly"
And that's copped up 'cause you know that I don't fuck with nobody
I be quiet, but you out here tellin' stories one-sided
I ain't perfect, and I try to fix the police that ain't working
But it's 2020, I ain't finna argue 'bout twerking
Since you wanna test the waters, might as well jump in with both feet
If you leave me, and you see me, better act like you don't know me
If you thinking masked get better with another bitch, go get her
When you realize she ain't got you like I got you, I can't help you

I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
Them members ain't gon' give it to you right
I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
Them members ain't gon' give it to you right
I'd rather be in a S.Q.U.A.D.
'Cause that's what you gon' call me when I'm workin' anyway
You know you can't control me baby, you need a real one in your life
Them members ain't gon' give it to you right
I'd rather be a S.Q.U.A.D.

(I'd rather keep it real with ya')
I have to go. We have to trip to the police.

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