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Song Parodies -> "Cougar Time"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

McGuire Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Cougar Time"

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The Lyrics

Cougar in the mornin'
Cougar in the evenin'
Cougars are old, but fine
I got me a cougar,
Fifty, I'm twenty-nine

Cute as Teri Hatcher,
I'm a cougar catcher
Better when in their prime
She is my sexy baby
Attacks me all the time

Flaunts her charms around me
All that I'm dreamin' of..
Provin' there is never
An age limit to love..

(Oh) Cougar in the mornin'
Cougar in the evenin'
Cougar's my mount and climb
She's my lady cougar
Her mature love's sublime

Now, cougar time
Is anytime,
There's an urge
For love to surge
She's well preserved,
And not at all reserved
We live in a big cage of love

Cougar in the mornin'
Cougar in the evenin'
Cougars don't lose their shine
She's my little cougar
And my pet purrs divine

She's my little cougar,
She loves me, (loves me)
All (all), all the time

cougar time, cougar time, cougar time !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
better watch out when those "cougars" get their claws in ya
AFW - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
True, thanks, alvin...the irregular updating here, is giving me jet lag..I thought Chuckie had skipped yesterday...
laCoogar-Acha - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
((o)) What can I say, Lord L'AIR ? ? My velvet tongue is tied, Sir . . . Your pen has the mark of Cyrano de Bergerac, with his spirit flowing as your ink ! Sleep well, oh Marquis de Lustie Parodie.

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