APPreciate the truth about that crummy app. McDees coupons don't even work in my area and when they rarely do some lame employee doesn't know how to apply it and calls for help. All they give out are small fries and drinks. Where's the beef?

I'm lovin' it! 5's

Thanks Jon!

This 16-word piece of crap is an insult to hard working parodists. I will never again make the mistake of clicking on your duds.

Now I've read a few of your pages and recent comments. You are white, but you are the HNIC!!! I am outta here!

You are done for. Resistance is futile.

@Newcomer, the OS by McDonald's was 15 words and was a popular jingle in the 1970s. 'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun." My parody fits perfectly and I added I'm hatin' it as a counter to McDonald's "I'm lovin' it!" I have 2763 parodies here and don't need a lecture by a Noob nobody. Go back to lurking, jerk.

@The All-Powerful, what? I'm being attacked by the Borg??? LMFAO at you. And "All-Powerful?" A Q reference? Star Trek creep move out of your parents basement you 35 year old virgin (quoting Shatner)!!!

From Urban Dictionary: You dumb-asses! h.n.i.c., or head nigga in charge, was made popular by Morgan Freeman (aka God himself) when he played Joe Clark in "Lean on Me". Joe Clark: You've tried it your way for years, and your students can't even pass the State's Minimum Basic Skills Test. That means they can barely read! Now, they've given me one year to turn this place around--to get those test scores up--so that the State will not take us over to perform the task which you have failed to accomplish: the task of educating our children! So forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The H.N.I.C. exits Mr. O'Malley: H.N.I.C? Ms. Levias: Head nigger in charge.

you can tell Newcomer is... well just what they call themselves a newcomer otherwise they would've known that any song no matter how short (yes even jingles) are parody material!

Thanks again Jon! Btw, what are you working on next? Anything for Monday? I am presenting a few parodies I did with my brother in 1975, before this site ever existed! My brother was pretty good for an 8 year old, I was 11. We have 1 up already. I've added 2 more but had to finish them. We usually did the first two verses and choruses of the Marvel Superheroes from the '60s. We did Spiderman, Iron Man, and Hulk.

^ Thanks for asking Rob nothing coming up just yet but stay tuned I'll have one up later this month! I'll also keep an eye out for your (and your brother's) work on monday!

Rob Arndt: Your bothering to quote from the Urban Dictionary proves that you are the hateful and disrespectful Politico, who is now claiming some sort of legitimacy for your use of H.N.I.C. Get that, Hu's On First? Context is everything and the use of H.N.I.C. in a movie script is innocuous compared to its contemptible use to describe the President. You lack all decency, even to the point of spelling out the N-word. Racist, you are a complete disgrace!

Quoting HNIC from the Urban Dictionary was to point out the origin- from a movie, and nothing else. YO is retarded.

I agree with Newcomer. This is a toss-off tiny piece of crap. Shame on you.

Keep the pseudonyms coming and name-calling you ineffectial, irrelevant, imbecile. There are many Vets here with parodies of 10 lines. I violated nothing as it is not a Fragment but the entire jingle and no rule against minimalist parodies. I've done parodies of over 150 lines. As for your moronic list of insults, that's your hostile opinion. Inaccurate too. Infantile at best.

Tossing off is probably your specialty!!!

Hey Pseudonyms, stop spamming the Comments page and write some parodies.

How DARE you insult Blondi, you cretin!!!

Sounds like YO is a Yo-Yo!

Now he's Jerry. Next, Rob will be Dean. Blondi crapped and pissed in the street, just like you. Adolf never picked up after her, even though Das Püper Scüper was already invented by brilliant German engineeren. Adolf tried unsuccessfully to train her by putting the Comments page on the floor for her to spam on. Eva Braun hated her because Adolf often couldn't tell one from der other. Eva checked out Blondi's underside and angrily exclaimed, "Ach, die hünt ain't even a real blonde!" I don't have to tell you about her demise. Hitler got a supply of cyanide pills Göögle Expressed to his bunker. He was not sure of their potency, so he tested them out on Blondi. She took one last crap on a comment by Pam, and then croaked. This is my parody. Fix it up for me. Take out the humor, make it choppy, add some half-ass rhymes, cut it to 15 words -- and you can take credit for it.

Jerry is a play on British term for German in WW2, or are you that dumb? Don't answer, it's rhetorical! As for Blondi, Hitler did not want to have her shot or be killed by the Red Army. Cyanide was the easiest way and merciful. All the other dogs in the bunker including Eva's were shot outside. Hitler was so distraught after Blondi died that he committed suicide shortly thereafter. He loved his German Shepherd more than Eva. Her pup Wolf was his favorite. Most people don't know that Hitler loved dogs and had many in his lifetime. Blondi's playmate Blonda was left behind when Hitler moved to the bunker. Btw, anyone talking Ill of a dog is a real bastard.

YO made me, a dog, laugh! I feel very loyal to him. Ärf! Wööf!

This must be the longest comment string compared to the length of the parody. Just think, if you had done "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young", there wouldn't be space on the site to contain all the anonymous rants, name calling, and insults. I do think commercial jingles are fair game for parodies. They are often better known and more widely recognized than a lot of hit songs in today's fragmented music scene.

Thanks Patrick for the common sense. Same for Jon and a few others here. The critics employ double standards. This was done in 2004 as noted with even LESS lines and words and no one called that artist names nor made fun of the hugely popular jingle still remembered today, 4 decades later!!!

Who writes your stuff, Rob? Mel Brooks? Not only was the Third Reich a warm puppy, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer. Mein Gott, could he leap and twirl! And he was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
I picture you as driving a motorcycle with a sidecar, and wearing a WW2 combat helmet.

That's FEWER, not LESS lines and words.

I assure you, I own no BMW R75 nor Zundapp KS750 with sidecars and MG-34s! No M35 or 40 Stahlhelme either!!!

My bad, wish there were FEWER pseudonyms on this thread :)~