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Song Parodies -> "Something To Dismember You By"

Original Song Title:

"Something To Remember You By"

Original Performer:

Maxine Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Something To Dismember You By"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I realize this may be sort of dark and macabre humor...but it's done tongue in cheek..of course, the tongue and cheek are sliced off...Mu-ah Ha ha ha haha ha!
Oh, Give Me Something To Dismember You By
I'm tired of your cheatin' ass
Maybe a cleaver, or an axe hangin' high
A piece of jagged broken glass

I know you're messin' with that blonde cable guy
You may as well admit the facts
Premium service that we get, I don't buy
He must connect to your co-ax

I can't stay with you,
Night and day with you
I work down at Knott's Berry farm
You sure have your nerve..
Now, Give Me Something To Dismember You By
So, you can get what you deserve

(Orchestral Break)

Oh, Give Me Something To Dismember You With
A knife, a wire or a saw
Found your motel receipt, you signed in as Smith
Now, I think that's against the law!

Just Give Me Something To Dismember You By
A sword with a dull blade will do
Please Give Me Something To Dismember You By
This way I'll get a head of you...

This way I'll get a head of you...

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Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hackety-hack, don't talk back!
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
nice and edgy..i like it...the sequel could be "the first time ever i sawed your face"...odd little sidetrip with the knott's line
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
"Connect to your co-ax"! Channel 555.
AFW - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, good line....thanks, alvin..excellent idea..and maybe it could be performed by someone like, Al Gore..........And thanks, John
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
If that's the mood (axe?) you swing in today you'll enjoy this ditty:
www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional756.shtml
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow... dark, cool, DKTOS however, can't vote.
AFW - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter. and Stephen
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Why is it ALWAYS the cable guy?? LOL! - 555
AFW - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart....
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but really funny. 555s
AFW - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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