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Song Parodies -> "I'll Take Room Ants"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Take Romance"

Original Performer:

Matt Monro

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Take Room Ants"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'll take room ants,
Smaller than a roach, and don't eat as much
Not sickening to touch..
I'll take room ants

I'll take room ants,
And pretend my kitchen's one big ant farm
They really do no harm..
I'll take room ants

So, if bugs I must choose, I'll pick tiny
Ants are the least repulsive..
Don't want rodents, or those big hairy spiders,
I'll stick with my..

Wee small black ants
They keep falling crumbs transported away
Cute, kinda' hate to spray..
I'll take room ants

(Instrumental break replaces first line of next verse)

Skip the bees, mosquitoes, they sting and fly
That's a good reason why,
I'll take room ants..

Yes, if bugs I must choose, I'll pick tiny.
Ants are the least repulsive..
Don't need rodents, or those big hairy spiders
I'll stick with my..

Little black ants,
They keep falling crumbs transported away,
Cute, kinda' hate to spray..
I'll take room ants

I'll take room ants...
I'll take room ants...

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alvin - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
ants aren't too bad, unless there the biting kind...of the huge ones in "them"...dug this
littleCupCakes - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
My policy has always been to let them go their way, and I'll go mine.
AFW - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin and LCC
Red Ant - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Would you take a red ant? I could only find a Ken Slavin cover of TOS, but this was quite good. No sting here, but I'm afraid I left some 5s behind. =)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hahaha. . .Well, Red Ant, I think that exceptions can be made. . .Very original AFW
AFW - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to RA...sure, Red's alright, as long it isn't a fire ant...and thanks to Dave...

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