I’m never going to eat in there again.
What they are doing to food is a great sin.

Did they really cook this meat? I think I just heard mooing.
From the looks I do not think their cooks know what they’re doing.
I just received my soup and now big flies I am shooing.
Listen closely can’t you hear my plate sounds like it’s mooing?

I’m never going to eat in there again.
What they are doing to food is a great sin.

Once I thought that “Mice Aroma” was just a mondegreen.
Then I smelled stuff in this kitchen, what a horrible scene.
It would take a couple of years just to make the place clean.
Worse than that is when they made meat even the mice were green.

Now,
Did they really cook this meat? I think I just heard mooing?
I planned to ask about my friend’s soup what that fly was doing.
Then I saw someone else’s food and roaches they were stewing.
And when the chef poked out his head the patrons started booing.

I’m never going to eat in there again.
What they are doing to food is a great sin.

I read ‘bout Teddy Roosevelt’s great Presidential threat.
He’d throw a guy out the window if clean they didn’t get.(1)
But he’d charge with the Rough Riders if this place he could see.
It is so bad that San Juan Hill dirt is in the pantry.

Though I know they did not cook this, I’m now glad it’s just mooing.
It seems some meat was so old that a T. Rex they were brewing.
Now we’re trying to fight it off, with punches and Kung Fu-ing.
I don’t think that I need to say that many will be suing.