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Song Parodies -> "Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Are you tired of all the crap you see on the news? Do you often find yourself changing channels to watch Gilligan's Island reruns? This song's for you...
Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama
One of the ideas I've had to restore the world's karma
It has been endorsed by both the Pope and Dalai Lama
Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama!

I'm just a little little touched inna head...
I'm just a little little touched inna head...

I turn on CNN and all I hear is awful news
I'm thinkin' there must be a way to cure this planet's blues
A flash of inspiration comes: I've got a cunning ploy
To fix our woes with TV shows that people will enjoy

Like...
Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama
Put 'em in a ring and see who's first to cry out "momma!"
Stop the War on Terror with some choreographed trauma
Super Smackdown Saturday: Osama v. Obama!

I'm just a little little touched inna head...
I'm just a little little touched inna head...

I know that the recession's getting ev'rybody down
And global warming sucks; so does swine flu and Gordon Brown
You've just found out your mom's still gettin' jiggy with your dad
Don't gas your head; try this instead, and life won't seem so bad!

It's...
Israel versus Palestine on Middle Eastern Idol
Make 'em sing Mariah; they won't be so homicidal
Simon Cowell would sort out these two historic rivals
Israel versus Palestine on Middle Eastern Idol!

I'm just a little little touched inna head...
I'm just a little little touched inna head...

It's said that TV's dumbing down, but I must disagree
The whole damn WORLD is dumbing down; it isn't just TV
There's folks that say "it's time to pray", but they don't have a hope
If God was here, he'd grab a beer and reach for the remote

For...
Michael Jackson's fu-ne-ral: Part 2, in North Korea
Kim Jong Il would turn up faster than bad diarrhoea
Let him do a moonwalk and he might not go nucle-ah
Michael Jackson's fu-ne-ral: Part 2, in North Korea

Taliban insurgents cooking chow with Gordon Ramsay
Bob Mugabe on Queer Eye; they'd dress him up real fancy
Dancing With The Stars might stop ol' Putin getting antsy
Paris Hilton in Tehran for burkha-style romancing!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 26

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Phil Alexander - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Always good to see a new KR submission. Some great ideas - especially "Middle Eastern Idol": even if some terrorists did end up blowing up Simon Cowell, it wouldn't be all bad :-)
McKludge - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Bin watchin some TV lately? I liked the nucle-ah rhyme stretch.
Old Man Ribber - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Hum diddle diddle diddle 5-5-5, Hum diddle diddle diddle 5-5-5. In true Mary Poppins fashion, I'm having trouble writing this. I'm levitating away from the keyboard helpless with uncontrolled laughter ;D
Adam Eccleshall - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
555, endorsed by both the Pope and Dalai Lama :)
Fiddlegirl - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL-- I'd tune in! :) Nielsen ratings: 555
Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very, very funny. Dum dee dee dee dee dee dum, 5s for you, Dum dee dee dee dee dee dum, 5s for you, dum dee dee dum, here's some 5s.
blackjack21 - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Smashing good! Will the fight be on pay-per-view? =-) Only $555 to watch it live!
Matthias - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
"It's said that TV's dumbing down, but I must disagree The whole damn WORLD is dumbing down; it isn't just TV" (That line pretty much says it all dontcha think. This was a Kristof classic! It's great to see you back let's hope its for good this time!)
Mark Scotti - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
A LOT of world grumblings, told by some wonderful Mary Poppins mumblings! Fivers
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone!

Phil: Add Paula Abdul, and we've got a deal! Cheers, mate
McKludge: I love a good stretch every now and then. Thanks!
OMR: Nice visuals, dude!
Adam: What WON'T they endorse? :-D
Fiddlegirl: So would I!
Andria: Much obliged, dear lady!
Blackjack: ESPN, buddy...ESPN :-)
Matthias: I've never gone away as such, it's just that my "dry spells" are getting longer. Cheers for your support.
Marki: Muchos gracias, amigo
Guy - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
What's on channel 5 on the telly? Why it's Kristof entertaining everyone. One of the best Super-Cals I've seen out here and there are a lot of 'em. I liked all the name recognition in this twisted little parody. Done only as the great Kristof could. I got the news a lot faster and way more accurately then I could on CNN. Making the news entertaining helps snuff the doom and gloom of late even for a bit it is a nice respite. And you for sure didn't miss much of the current events - well covered. Great work Kristof!
Jason - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
WELCOME BACK! This was great!! Nice to see you here again! 555
DJ Blaze - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Great to see you back, Kristof! And as usual, you do not disappoint. 555s for this great political brawl!
Christie Marie M - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(applauds): Bravo, bravo, Kristof!! You and Mark Scotti put on quite a show for this parody! I was clapping to the music on yours and Mark's parody. I would love to see Obama and Osama battling in a ring together! I also enjoyed how you added the current events to your choruses. Impressive! Leaking 3 sets of 5's to the press!!
AFW - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny, witty, and all the rest of those superlative adjectives
Wufpakgrl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I will merely leave it at this...I LOVE YOU
TJC - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Inspired lunacy, er, democracy, er Kristofracy!
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
wow, you posted this yesterday, right? - it already has 19 votes, right? - is that some kind of record?

Lots of brilliant gags and trademark KR one-liners, and, to top it off, things to ponder...eg. what brand would God drink, do you think? I'm thinking Schlitz. And would the Fridge Penguin keep it cold for Him? (Him being a rival and all) - weighty issues - 555
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...great concept !
John Jenkins - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe we all need to be "a little little touched inna head." This parody is a good antidote for recessionary blues. Very well done, Kristoff!
Rex - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of KReative KRaziness in this one. Thrilled to see you posting again!
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks to everyone who voted and left gracious comments...it's nice to feel that I haven't been forgotten! Hope to continue posting (depending on time and inspiration) so watch this space....
Phil Alexander - May 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Just revisiting for a couple of fairly obvious reasons... somehow this seems even more fantastic given recent news :-)

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