Yum yummy yummy yummy yum yummy-ay
Yum yummy yummy yummy yum yummy-ay

I just ate a real fantastic knickerbocker glory
Mum bought from the shops today if you must know the story
Once you get a taste of it, you'll end up wanting more-y
Super-cool-and-damn-nice-tasting knickerbocker glory

Yum yummy yummy yummy yum yummy-ay
Yum yummy yummy yummy yum yummy-ay

Mum bought home a treat today it didn't look half bad
Soon I realised it was the best i'd ever had
And sure enough, i'm pigging out
With whipped cream on my nose
The best desert I ever ate
But soon enough it goes

It's super-cream-and-fruit-with-trifle knickerbocker glory
Once I started eating it, the scene became quite gory
If Tony Blair had one for tea, he'd end up turning Tory
Super-fab-and-near-life-changing knickerbocker glory

Yum yummy yummy yummy yum yummy-ay
Yum yummy yummy yummy yum yummy-ay

So quickly pass my bib and spoon
And hand one on a tray
Cause after one you're hooked for life
Taste one and eat all day
"It's very nice and filling" says
Mum who's addicted too
Just say the word and off she goes
To eat the other few

Oh! Super-yummy-stomach-filling knickerbocker glory
If I had the cash for it i'd eat another forty
Who cares about calories? They really start to bore me
This-fantastic-drool-enticing knickerbocker glory