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Song Parodies -> "Maury"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Maury"

Parody Written by:

Silver Power

The Lyrics

So, have you ever watched the Maury show? No? Let me sum it up for you.
When trying to explain oneself for cheating on their girl
You could be anxious enough that you’d almost need to hurl
There is another option that can help you out I bet,
You call them up, they send you straight to New York in a jet

Cheating lovers, teenage mothers, transvestites aplenty
Not sure who the father is? Just, DNA test twenty.
Lie detector test you failed, there’s no need to say sorry!
Reveal all your dirty laundry, have a chat with Maury!

[I wanna be on cheesy TV, yes I!]
[I wanna be on cheesy TV, yes I!]

Remember that old girlfriend who was easy as could be
You hit her, then you quit her, weren’t no problems you could see
Your days are as free as could be, but soon you will be sad
She’ll call your phone when your at home, and tell you you’re the dad

Oh!
Paternity tests you’re taking, think you’re not the daddy
Walk on stage, the crowd will hate, they’ll boo like you’re the baddie
Edited! Producers played you like you’re an Atari!
You’re the father, meet your daughter, ratings soar for Maury!

[I didn’t get her pregnant, it wasn’t I!]
[I didn’t get her pregnant, it wasn’t I!]
[I didn’t get her pregnant, it wasn’t I!]
[I didn’t get her pregnant, it wasn’t I!]

You are faithful, kind, and caring, not much you can do.
If you’re a cheater woman beater, there’s a show for you!
Just sit down for a bit, pretend to learn from your mistakes
You’ll get a free vacation, doesn’t matter if you fake!

Oh!
Super re-pet-it-ive-ness, most shows, the same, exactly.
Men in drag, and sluts and slags, and bad news for their family.
If you go right on the show, there is no pride or glory,
But you’ll get to see New York, and get yelled at by Maury!

[I never knew my girlfriend was born a guy!]
[I never knew my girlfriend was born a guy!]
[I never knew my girlfriend was born a guy!]
[I never knew my girlfriend was born a guy!]

[Spoken]
Of course you can humiliate yourself, just call their phone number!
It may seem tricky, but its super simple!

So when a hooker has your husband giving her some pay
Don’t call him out, don’t scream, don’t shout, just call Maury today!
They’ll set you up with airfare, you get see the sights, as well.
And when you both are on the stage, that’s when you give him hell!


Y-O-U-R, D-I-G-N-I-T-Y, G-O-N-E
N-O, S-E-L-F, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, E-I-T-H-E-R

Y-O-U-R, D-I-G-N-I-T-Y, G-O-N-E
N-O, S-E-L-F, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, E-I-T-H-E-R

Y-O-U-R, D-I-G-N-I-T-Y, G-O-N-E
N-O, S-E-L-F, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, E-I-T-H-E-R

Y-O-U-R, D-I-G-N-I-T-Y, G-O-N-E
N-O, S-E-L-F, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, E-I-T-H-E-R

Here we go!

Crazy, rotten, hateful children, spend the day at prison!
Strange and wacky phobias, like mustard, nuts, and chicken!
You will end up feeling like you’re watching a safari!
Stories strange, the guests, deranged, but more money for Maury!

Maury will be very rich, and--
TV shows are like his hos, a cable pimp is Maury!
Making dough off other’s woes, what a rich man, oh Maury!
Wow, I actually parodied 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'. I never thought I had the patience to do such a thing. High five.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 26

Voting Breakdown

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Gari J - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh Man this is one sweet orginal idea for this song, Silver power I think this is worth a Gold rather than Silver, 555. I'd actually give this a 10 for funny but 5 is as high you can go.
Timmy1000 - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, but please tell us you don't really watch this stuff. Maury needs to try harder; he is hardly ever on The Soup.
Silver Power - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Gari J]] Thanks, I think I'm entering this one in the March SOTM. [[Timmy1000]] I only do when I'm out of school for the day and there's nothing else to watch. Thanks.
kevin - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
wow tough song, well written kinda confusing but i got the just of it
Arwen - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...this is GREAT, SP!! Probably my favorite thing you've done...lots of fun!! (and to a crazy OS, too)
Silver Power - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Kevin]] Thanks, as long as you got the just of it. [[Arwen]] I really appreciate it Arwen, I just decided to tackle this song while I was in the mood.
Mark Scotti - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Verrrrry Creative S.P.!!! Fun read!!! Expialidociofives!!!!!
Peter Andersson - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
The pacing and sing-a-long factor was great in places, like the third paragraph, but not so much in others. Good work with a rather long song (you'll never forget your first and how you'd put your mental DNA inside it, he-he)
Silver Power - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Mark Scotti]] Thaaaaaaaaaaank you, M.S. [[Peter]] I would like to forget my first, because I've inseminated her with my mental DNA and now she wants child support, and I refuse to pay! But unfortunately now she's taking me to Maury and we're getting it settled there.
Matthias - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The video that was supplied kinda lost me, but I really liked that you parodied the entire thing including the spoken lines, because many people don't include that part. This was pretty good, other than the fact that I don't know what video or song you used to make the song this long, I don't remember it being quite that long. Oh well....
Max Power - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Great work on another talk show that reeks of JS
Silver Power - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Matthias]] I just looked up the lyrics online and based the parody off of those. [[MP]] Eh..?
Mark Scotti - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Forgot to add SOTM to my comment above...
Below Average Dave - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah I'm not able to follow this to most versions of TOS that I could find, for future reference it'd be best to supply a video when you enter a song like this that has many versions out there. Also basing a parody of lyrics may have hurt your pacing, because I couldn't really find one that fit this one. I thought what I read was really really good though, and it was a strong way to come back.
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I didn't have any problems working out which bits were which... don't know Maury, and now I guess I don't need to. Unfortunately, we do have the same sorts of shows over here.
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not really familiar with the TV show in question, and the parody itself wasn't quite clear as to what type of show it was - but then, that's why Wikipedia was invented. Pretty weird show, which resulted in a pretty good parody! 555 for you!
Claude Prez - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
This was really good. Like someone else said, some parts flowed better than others but overall a super job; funny and insightful.
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job with an old favorite! Some very good lines.
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This was one of the funniest I have read from you. Like Peter, however, I don't agree with some of the pacing either. I am pretty sure your lyric source was using the Broadway adaptation, not the movie, which caused confusion for Dave. Extra points for the subbing in the spelling section...that would have been difficult 455.
Guy - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05M)

Silver - I have a process for dealing with the lyrics used to guide the writing of the parody. I select lyrics from only a few lyrics sites. Most lyrics are copied and the same errors will appear on hundreds of different lyrrics. I copy and paste the lyrics into a notepad document. Then I find a muisc video source like from Youtube. I view the noteppad doc. on my screen and then play the video. I scan line by line as the video play making corrections to the OS lyrics until I have the OS lyrics down exactly as it is heard. Then I write.

I actually like this parody - you hit a lot of really ridiculous stuff adding realism to the parody. I can take only so much of people airing their dirty laundry on national TV - They tell the entire nation stuff I wouldn't tell a priest. Have they no modesty?

But frankly watching an hour of Maury or Springer is an hour of my life wasted that I will never get back. Nonetheless this is a decent write. _
Mark Scotti - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC - Liked it even better the second read, SP!!! Creative & funny!
Max Power - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
See above
Leo Keough - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(M)...Great job of capturing the essence of the Maury show...555!!!
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
See above, I really wish I knew which version this was written too SP--it's funny, but it's hard to follow without being able to listen to the correct original version to sing a long to . . .
bobpiecheese - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above!
Red Ant - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I voted this the other day, but didn't get to comment. Very funny work here, and I don't mind the changing of the choruses to AABB instead of AAAA. Like Dave mentioned, I would have liked to have seen the source lyrics or the version of the OS you used to create this: differing versions of "Super...." are so numerous that no two parodies on the site are alike in format, number of lines, spoken parts, etc. - it make judging them unduly hard.
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(artistsry)Still supercalif...whatever. :)
Fiddlegirl - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry)
A few pacing issues that stopped the flow of the song for me while I worked it out... Still, Silver, you've written a "golden" parody! Absolutely hilarious. Look forward to Maur-y from you :D 455
Abbott Skelding - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job!! I think you summed it up very well!!
Guy - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Artistry-60

Silver - As I said in above comments - an hour watching Maury or Springer is an hour I'll never get back - but reading your parody is time I don't mind not getting back. Well done.
Matthias - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Still don't know the source you got this from but the concept and idea behind this were hilarious!
bobpiecheese - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above (again)!
Below Average Dave - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
See above again--Who's my babys daddy. . .um wait a second, sorry, I was still in character
DJ Blaze - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Another insane OS, and another great parody from a talented writer! Never watched Maury much, though. 555
Rex - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, you know what they say, the Maury the merrier! Fun parody!

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