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Song Parodies -> "I Want My Shirt"

Original Song Title:

"I Want My Shirt"

Original Performer:

Marx Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"I Want My Shirt"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

From "Coconuts," "I Want My Shirt," is sung to the tunes of “La Habanera” and “Toreadora” from "Carmen"
I want my shirt off, doff my shirt
My wont is snappin’ pix without my shirt
I want some skirt, my wont is skirt
I’m zappin’ packets of pix to a skirt

I want a beauty girl to think
That I am single so I start to flirt
I want a beauty chick to think
That I ain’t hitched so I begin to flirt
But it’s a scam, of course cuz I’m
A pol pork rootin’ around in dirt

Off with my coat, off with my vest
Pants stay on mine when I online flirt
Although I hurt my wife, alerts
I send with the pictures without shirt
But then this skirt suspects my flirt
Chances for continuing graft hurt
Cuz there’s the dirt on blogs and sites that hurt

Y’all see no shirt so then I blurt
BS about how deeply I have hurt
Constituents and that pert
Wife who gives me a message that’s quite curt

Equally curt
The message that I blurt
About me without shirt
In emailing the skirt
It’s true that I did skirt
The truth but it’s in dirt
That we pols root for perks
Now I might have to work
Not just grip, grin, and smirk!

The jerk now shirks perks for his shirtless quirk

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Pol - Bravo! (Ole!) I remember the movie scene well. I guess this makes former Rep. Chris Lee a "Marxist". ;D

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