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Song Parodies -> "Twilight Zone Indictments"

Original Song Title:

"El Paso"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"Twilight Zone Indictments"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

I was out playing golf at my home in Mar-A-Lago,
when I heard the news about to explode.
It was "Indictment Nr.1" "Hiding Classified Material."
I knew this was trouble,
How bad, I didn't know!

Next thing I knew my home had been "Raided."
FBI Agents and "SWAT" everywhere!
Searching for "Evidence" to bolster the "Indictment",
They even invaded my "Wife's Underwear".
So in anger, I challenged my "Enemies" to justify the "Indictment".
Out stepped more lawyers and "Bizzaro World" began!

in the "Big Apple" a "Situation" developed.
The "Curse of Stormy Daniels" is "Striking Again!".
"Hush Money" to "Stormy", though not a "New Story"
Became "D.A. Bragg's" new "Battle Cry".
Ignoring all "No Case Here" warnings,
He "Wolfed down a Twinkie" and said "My, My!"
"Indictment Nr. 2 became "Mud in My Eye".

Something is dreadfully wrong I fear.
Could the "Deck" be "Stacked Against Me?".
Although I'm trying to be optimistic.
Their "Obsession" with me is truly "Sadistic".
My suspicions came true in less than a moment,
Another "Indictment" is "Waiting for Me!".
Out of the "Swampland" known as "Old D.C."
"Jack Smith" and his "Team" came "Trolling" for "Me".
Dashing and daring, the "Case" he was declaring.
"Questioning Elections" is now "My Greatest Crime".
"Indictment Nr. 3" is "Here" and "Ready for Prime Time".

So in anger, I exited the courtroom and hurried outside,
Donning my "Evel Knievel" disguise.
Outside where the "Cycles" were "Tied."
I picked a "Good One" and "Hoped" that it "Would Run."
"Hotwired" the "Bike" and away I did ride!
Just as fast as I could out of "D.C." and on to Mar-A-Lago,
Away from the "Swampland" on a "Harley" I rode!

It's been hours since leaving "Old D.C."
My "Cheeks" are "Swollen" and I "Gotta" Pee".
Off to my left, I see six "Secret Agents".
Off to my right, ride the "Georgia P.D.???"
"Pedal to the Metal", I can't let them catch me!
I have to make it to Mar-A-Lago's front door.
My Prayers have been answered by the "Hand of Fate."
I crossed the state line into Florida State.
And here I am at the Gates of Mar-A-Lago!
My "Joy" is cut short!
The "Georgia D.A" has been "Trolling" me.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 41

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czar caustic - August 20, 2023 - Report this comment
27 votes with no comments? Bot! Especially since pacing is awful, yet 27 "5's" for pacing??? Get real, you idiot

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