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Song Parodies -> "Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration"

Original Song Title:

"A White Sports Coat and a Pink Carnation"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Albino Shoat's a Pig Aberration"

“Albino shoat’s a pig aberration,”
I said. The said “What is the chance
this lighter note of pig coloration
a breeder’d know in advance?”

“Sun,” they told me (wrongly tho’)
will cause brown pig fleece to grow.”
Now, it’s mange he has it seems,
’cause I used some hair dye creams.
This white pork coat just brings indignation
I think it’s hue-screwed food.
© Stan Hall

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Guy - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan - leave the pig skin for the NFL. The fashion police will be knocking down your door for sporting such swine clothiery with PETA calling the pigs on ya for crimes against swine.
Porky Pig - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
The-a the-a the-a this is the swine of the century.
alvin - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
pork...the other white meat...delightfully goofy
John Barry - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Title of the day!

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