-> "El Dubya"
Original Song Title:
"El Paso" (MP3)
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Way out in Texas, there lives ol' El Dubya
Fam'ly and luck drive his politics game
When on the ranch, he acts like it's a castle
Struts and misuses his power and fame
Back in two thousand he won the election
After strange recounts of Florida votes
Two thousand four he's, again, the selection
I guess the voters were not taking notes
Cashed in on Nine-Eleven, took charge
His popularity's lar-a-a-a-arge
Vowed for Twin Towers,
Revenge would be ours
Osama Bin Laden
He'd hunt down and kill
Moved armored troops to Afghanistan's far shore
And soon the Taliban quickly fell back
But, Saddam Hussein had that beef with his daddy
So, he switched the focus to naughty Iraq
Sent Colin Powell to the United Nations
Preaching a case for Gulf War number two
Claimed Saddam had weapons of mass destruction
With or without UN's help war was due..
March, of two thousand three that war began
Vic'try declared on May fir-ir-ir-irst..
Said, our leader, all polished
His observation would prove to be cursed
Now, four years later, because of El Dubya
Death toll is high and continues to grow
Stubbon El Dubya still insists we're winning
Even as road bombs go on killing more
Staying the course, with his faked war's beginning
In spite of new CIA facts galore
When, down in New Orleans, Katrina blew
Slow was response to the ca-a-a-all
Chill out like cold embers
Still, he plays his game with an airless dropped ball
World's better off without Saddam Hussein here
Weak reason for all our bravest to die
Unanswered facts haunt Guantanamo prison
Where must the waterboard torture blame lie?
Many mistakes have been made in his two terms
Never have foreign affairs been so low
Yet, in news conferences, so presidential
Boasts the economy has a great flow..
How can he be so self-righteously wrong,
And what will his legacy be-e-e-ee ?
Add up the errors
With funeral pallbearers
Hundreds of pages of sad history
This administration will fin'lly be finished
And the replacement is anyone's guess
Be they conservative, or be they liberal,
They will inherit one hell of a mess
It's quite amazing, there's so many running
Candidates everywhere, boggle the brain
Knowing as President, they'll just be winning.
Controls of El Dubya's runaway train..
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