-> "Revenge of Montezuma"
Original Song Title:
"Halls of Montezuma"
Marine Corps Band
Parody Song Title:
"Revenge of Montezuma"
The revenge of Montezuma now afflicts me triple-ly
Fever, aches and diarrhea, general state of misery
Started coughing in the morning, now my skin is turning green
My vacation trip is ruined by all these trips to the latrine
From the buffet in the dining room to the shelves of pharmacies
Try in vain to find a remedy that will set my bowels at ease
Parties, concerts, and museums, ocean scenery goes unseen
While the others ride the tour bus, I am trapped in the latrine
The brochures of travel agencies are all filled with sage advice
Finding bargains in the market place, airline tickets better price
But "Don't ever drink the water" is the best advice I've seen
Ignore it and you'll spend all week on a tour of the latrine
When vacation rolls around next year, know where I am gonna be?
It's not standing in the X-ray line of the TS Agency
No lost luggage, passport hassles, foreign cops who treat you mean
I'll just drink a jar of laxative and stay home in my latrine
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