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Song Parodies -> "Almonds are a girl's best friend/Almonds are forever"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend/Diamonds R frvr"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Monroe/Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Almonds are a girl's best friend/Almonds are forever"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

1. That's right, a parody mash-up dedicated to one of the greatest snack foods of all time; the amazing almighty almond!

2. The reason why the OS title is written like that is because the submission form didn't have enough space for that many characters. Sucks, I know.
The fat enjoy lots of fast food
They delight in greasy sh*t
But I prefer a snack that keeps me
Well and fit

A burger in the mouth may be fulfilling
But almonds are a girl's best friend
A cake may be grand... but it will instantly make you fat
And leave you at that
You'll grow wide as you put it inside
And you'll lose your charms in the end
But you won't be duped if you try those delicious drupes
Almonds are a girl's best friend

(Almonds are forever
I eat them for my dinner
Unlike men, they're a keeper
Men are mere mortals, but the almond lives on and on

I don't need love
For what good will love do me?
Almonds never lie to me
For when love's dead
They keep me fed)

I've heard of foods that are pure B.S. GM!
But almonds are a girl's best friend
And I think foods that you must keep fresh are as good as it gets
And little pets like it, I bet
Life goes on and when he's gone you'll still have that healthy treat that can't be beat
So sit back, eat and don't fart as you get more at... Wal-Mart...

(Almonds are forever, forever, forever
Almonds are forever, forever, forever)

Almonds... almonds... I don't mean hazelnuts... but almonds... are a girl's best... best friend

(Forever and ever)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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