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Song Parodies -> "Simon Isn't Their Best Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"

Parody Song Title:

"Simon Isn't Their Best Friend"

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The Lyrics

They sing each week and strive to win
The "American Idol" prize
They keep hopes up, take the blows
With starshine in their eyes..

Dear Paula and Randy
Give their judgements gentle,
But, Simon Isn't Their Best Friend
His critique's not brandy
More root canal, dental
At each him or her
His aim is sure
For the jugular..

Kids hang tough
And take the guff
'Cause they'd love to be there at the end
But week in and week out
He rips them like fine kraut
Simon Isn't Their Best Friend..

Osama, Adolph H.
With whom, some would compare him,
...There's no doubt about it..

The band plays, the crowds cheers
They all sing their heart out
But, Simon Isn't Their Best Friend
There's heartaches and big tears
For the insults he'll dart out
..Maybe, once or twice
He'll act real nice
..and give advice

But, pontoons
Sink real soon
He'll just bust their balloon in the end
And be that old ratfink
Who'll tell them that they stink..
Simon Isn't Their Best Friend

Simon Isn't Their Best Friend

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Jack Wilson - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL awesome job
TJC - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
You have the irrefutable knack, AFW, for writing such funny, approachable parodies... every time! (PS: and its a good thing, too, that Simons aren't forever...)
alvin - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...wonderfully written
stuart mcarthur - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
clever way to get dental to rhyme with gentle AFW - and kudos for the title sub and idea - 555
AFW - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack....and thanks, TJC...good pun.....thanks, alvin...appreciate making your fav. of day list.....and thanks, Stuart..

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