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Song Parodies -> "Walnuts Are A Squirrel's Best Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Walnuts Are A Squirrel's Best Friend"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, birds hang out at Mickey "D's"
When they need a french fry fix
For handout crumbs, they'll gladly please
With aeronautic tricks..

Such pleads, so well planned,
Seldom reap detrimental,
But walnuts are a squirrel's best friend
On hind legs, they'll stand
Beg with moves, quick, yet gentle,
Like a hungry brat, or tit for tat,
And then, they'll scat..
Hounds bark groans..for meaty bones
Shake your hand, and roll over on end
A rabbit gnaws carrots,
It's crackers for Parrots,
(But) walnuts are a squirrel's best friend

Black and hard, from a tree
Stored, they'll hoard for the winter,
There's no doubt about it..

A worm has that squirm that a catfish will bite on
But, walnuts are a squirrel's best friend
Banana's the fruit monkey's jaws will clamp tight on,
In their branched zoo cage
At any age, without..they'll rage..
Felines love the mouses,
Corn kernels for grouses, (or is it grice?)
(But) walnuts are a squirrel's best friend..

It's known, grizzly bears like to feast on bee's honey
(But) walnuts are a squirrel's best friend...
A python will lunch on field mice or a bunny,
A frog tongues flies..with beady eyes
And sloppy tries..
Goldfish swim
To gulp their whim,
Flakes of animal, mineral blend
All ponies love sugar,
Fresh deer tempts a cougar,

Both big and small nuts,
Are a squirrel's best friend

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Total Votes: 8

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Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
This is nutty! ;D
2Eagle - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
You mean avocados, don't you?
Phil Nelson - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe we'll see a lot of squirrels parodies now like we did before with the beavers parodies. Funny.
Fiddlegirl - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Sometimes you feel like a nut... ;)

"Shelling" out 555's for this one!
Meriadoc - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Aaaaah...but the million dollar question is, is squirrel one syllable or two? ;-)
TJC - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Great stuff... how many more you got squirreled away?

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