-> "Walnuts Are A Squirrel's Best Friend"
Original Song Title:
"Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Walnuts Are A Squirrel's Best Friend"
Oh, birds hang out at Mickey "D's"
When they need a french fry fix
For handout crumbs, they'll gladly please
With aeronautic tricks..
Such pleads, so well planned,
Seldom reap detrimental,
But walnuts are a squirrel's best friend
On hind legs, they'll stand
Beg with moves, quick, yet gentle,
Like a hungry brat, or tit for tat,
And then, they'll scat..
Hounds bark groans..for meaty bones
Shake your hand, and roll over on end
A rabbit gnaws carrots,
It's crackers for Parrots,
(But) walnuts are a squirrel's best friend
Black and hard, from a tree
Stored, they'll hoard for the winter,
There's no doubt about it..
A worm has that squirm that a catfish will bite on
But, walnuts are a squirrel's best friend
Banana's the fruit monkey's jaws will clamp tight on,
In their branched zoo cage
At any age, without..they'll rage..
Felines love the mouses,
Corn kernels for grouses, (or is it grice?)
(But) walnuts are a squirrel's best friend..
It's known, grizzly bears like to feast on bee's honey
(But) walnuts are a squirrel's best friend...
A python will lunch on field mice or a bunny,
A frog tongues flies..with beady eyes
And sloppy tries..
To gulp their whim,
Flakes of animal, mineral blend
All ponies love sugar,
Fresh deer tempts a cougar,
Both big and small nuts,
Are a squirrel's best friend
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