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Song Parodies -> "Junk Food Enlarges my Rear End"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Junk Food Enlarges my Rear End"

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The Lyrics

The French fries had to fry for love
They aren't light since they're fast food
But I enjoy a healthy meal
Who cares if it tastes good?

A Kiss in my hand is what I want to look at
But junk food enlarges my rear end
Yes! The taco stand! But it is high in sat-fat
Which is very bad, and being fat will make me feel sad

Fries get cold as I grow bold
And we all loose control in the end
So chow down and pig out
Forget warnings about
Junk food enlarges my rear end

...McDonald's... Burger King... Chocolate, Pop, Cupcakes...
Call me up Subway Jared, help me to diet!

I pray for a time when my arse fits in my pants
But junk food enlarges my rear end
I pray for a time when no one starts the chants
About my butt
Just loose that gut or no Pizza Hut

Got a date, but when you wait
Just avoid to eat with your friend
That's when you bulge up and you'll need a pick up
Junk food enlarges my rear end

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I wish I was Roger Taylor - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
That's one funny parady you've put together Klarissa! My Sister has a big fat arse! I wonder if you do too!!!!!!!!!!!1 :) Ha! Ha!
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job. Reminds me of my own "Don't Eat There At Subway." It's very hard to go wrong with a food parody, especially a junk-food parody.
Janessa - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
U r soooo funny! I luv the parody!

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