It's a most unusual year.
There are four teams that shouldn't be here.
For the N.C.A.A. should not turn out this way.
What the hell is going on here?

It's a most unusual "Dance".
All the one seeds got kicked in the pants.
And it's scary indeed that a number three seed
Has the highest rank! What's the chance?

Where is Duke and - where is Kansas?
Where's Pitt and Ohio State?
And the only - Big East badass
Is U.Conn, who has been tough of late.

Who'd have ever picked V.C.U.?
Is this Butler's Dream Season Part Two?
And your brackets will suck if you left out Kentuck'
'Cause the 'Cats are coming to play.
It's the strangest N.C.A.A.!


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It's the oddest tourney this time.
All the world's as bufuddled as I'm.
For with all the upsets there are no sure-fire bets.
I'm glad I did not bet a dime.

All the pundits - gave predictions.
They had research, did the math.
They all told us - their convictons.
Now the "experts" are taking a bath!

When Obama went on T.V.,
He picked all four top seeds (hee hee hee).
Let us hope the go-getter will do a lot better
When his plans come into play!
It's the most miraculous, most bedeviling,
Strangest N.C.A.A.!