Hanging around downtown
by myself
and I'll was thinking about me and I
stood up in Alabama
And there i'll was to be the Batman actor
And there I'll was to be a man named Rex

I see Rex and Handy in there
They are stealing all my new stuff
I am seeing in the devious staff in my allotment
Mama, this must be 1,2,3

Yeah
Oh mama, this must be 1,2,3

Going dumb and blind
That is Rex and he is a 156-year-old
who stood up for Manchester United once
my beloved team
And stood next to Carla Bruni once
Oh there she was, like Janet Jackson's Superbowl

I see Rex and Handy in there
They're stealing all my stuff now
When are they're going to stop all that madness
Well Chelsea, this surely is a man

Lol,
Well Chelsea, this surely is a man
Well Chelsea, this surely is a man
Well Chelsea, this surely is a man
Lol

I see Rex and Handy in there now
They're eating all my Mcdonald's
They are obese
Been that way since 1900
Well Hitler, this surely was so fun

Lol
Well Hitler, this surely was so fun
Lol
Well Hitler, this surely was so fun
Lol, oh lol, lol, lol
Well Hitler, this surely is my scene