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Song Parodies -> "Something Women Wouldn't Understand"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Mandy Moore

Parody Song Title:

"Something Women Wouldn't Understand"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Women talk; men don't listen
When we do, point a-missing
Why we pick a fight
Though we know they are right
Is something women just can't understand.

Pics of babes with big hooters
Filling up our computers
We don't deem it wrong
Since astray we've not gone.
It's something women wouldn't understand.

Every weekend marathon sport shows, man
Something upon which most women frown
So off to the local bar we go man.
And lots of chicken wings and beer chug down.

Why we're sometimes inpi-ired
To set our farts on fi-ire
Pubes may set aflame
We do it all the same
It's something women wouldn't understand.

Even with our short hairs still a glowin
Soon we're ready for another round
But first to take a leak we must be goin'
But the way to the restroom can't be found.

In the lane snow is glistening
In a bank of it pissin
My boundless delight
As my name I write
Is something women wouldn't understand.

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alvin - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully written piece...and so true
Wendy Christopher - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You're right - I don't understand.... but I DO understand that this is very funny! Top marks!
PMS - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and Wendy. Merry Christmas
AFW - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You've pretty well pegged us males..
Dee Range - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic, PMS. Growing up in northern Maine, I had plenty of practice 'writing' my name in the snow lol. In fact, everything here could be my life story. Oh well, the truth hurts. Merry x-mas!
Below Average Dave ( - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, that was unique. . .Have a good Christmas PMS. . .what a name, it's not the first time I've seen it, but still what a name. . .to write this kinda song.
PMS - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Dee and BAD. I think in the interest of fair play I'd better post one about nutty things women do that men will never understand. I'll be working on that.

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