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Song Parodies -> "The Gold"

Original Song Title:

"The Kill"

Original Performer:

Maggie Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"The Gold"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the 2024 Olympics in Paris.
One of these days
I'm gonna make the Paris
One of these days
I'm gonna play
When all of the games start to blend in together
I watch 'em make the games in your eyes

Remember the days we used to play country
Playing big-old games in the set
You wore your fresh Paris
And blamed it on the trackers
For being the reason you were

So difficult, but so invincible
Being Olympic, but I loved you still
You kept my medal and stole my losers
In your white T-shirt, but I couldn't fill
The shoes you laid down for me
From the boys that came before
I was all the way in
You were halfway out the fast
Oh I was a big human making my way up the gold
And you were going in for the gold
And you were going in for the gold

One of these days I'm gonna
Watch up fresh and
Watch all the games from my eyes
Curl up next to you in big wins, sunshine
And wrap my winner's gold 'round your side

Remember the days we used to ideate
About what we would do all our win
I'd be a singer and an old bourbon drinker
Oh, and we'd have a band on the side

I know I was

So difficult, but so winnable
The Olympic, but you loved me still
I kept your winners and stole your losers
In your white T-shirt, but you couldn't fill
The shoes I laid down for you
From the guys that came before
You were all the way in
I was halfway out the win
Oh, you were a big human making your way up the gold
And I was going in for the gold

Oh, all of our champs
Was it worth it?
Ooh, or were we just swimming time?
'Cause we were hurting
But I know that you know
That I know you best and
I know that we both
Could forget all the times
If we just can
Admit that

We both were

So difficult, but so winnable
The champion, but I loved you still
You kept my winners and stole my losers
In your white T-shirt, but I couldn't fill
The shoes you laid down for me
From the ones that came before
I was all the way in
You were halfway out the door
Oh, I was a big player making my way up the gold
And you were going in for the gold

Oh, I was going in for the gold
Oh, we were going in for the gold
We are now playing the 2024 Olympics.

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Glenn Walker - July 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Let me be clear this time. Terrific parody, Duc! 555 (Word replacement 14%)

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