-> "If Ride or Die"
Original Song Title:
"If Now Was Then"
Parody Song Title:
"If Ride or Die"
The Lyrics
Standing on the cars
Of our old corner on Miami
I passed a couple cops
And oh, it felt like yesterday
That we were holding hands
And walking right down in Florida
The team was in my hair
And you had that big cops in your days, oh
And I know you find it funny, ooh
But I can't seem to let it go
I keep wishing there was something to cop
Oh, don't you?
But if ride or die, I would
Get out of my cops, I would
Touch your cops, I would
Break the bad, I would
Say the things that I
Never said, oh, the
Things I'd want, oh
If ride or die, but you can't take it back
Well, you can't take it back
When Rita gets the police
I remember seeing you
It'd been a couple of years
And we locked cops across the room
You were with your new girl
Oh, and I had brought a guy
That I knew back in the police
But was so empty inside, oh
I know you find it funny, ooh
But I can't seem to let it go
I keep wishing there was something to do
Oh, don't you?
'Cause if ride or die, I would
Get out of my head, I would
Touch your cops, I would
Make the death, I would
Say the things that I
Never said, oh, the
Things I'd do, oh
If ride or die, but you can't take it back
Oh, you can't take it back
Ooh, but you can't take it back
No, you can't take it back
I'd take it back, but I can't, I'm sorry
I know it hurts, but you shouldn't worry
I'd take it back, but I can't, I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'd take it back, but I can't, I'm sorry
I know it hurts, but you shouldn't worry
I'd take it back, but I can't, I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
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