Song Parodies -> "Good News Greens"

Original Song Title:

"Bad News Blues"

Original Performer:

"Good News Greens"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how news became good.

Good news on my TV screen
Good news on the magazines
Good news on the newspaper
Good news on the elevator
Good news on the street
Good news in my car
Good news under my feet
Good news at the bar

All over my friends
Under my hat
On the radio
In the laundromat
Hanging in the air
Laying on the ground
Walking up the stairs
Good news all around

No matter where I go I want to get away from it
Don't you know, I'm calmed down in it
Who's gonna believe helpers and workers
Fools and friends and liars and prankings
Gluttony and right, and that ain't the best of it
All the news you can read, all the news that's fit to print

Good news on my left
Good news on my right
Good news in the morning
Good news at night
In my 'frigerator
Good news on my sink
On my typewriter
Good news in my drink

Good news on the walls
All over the floor
Down the hall
Walking at the door
Good news in my mail
Follow me home
Good news on my trail
Good news on my phone

No matter where I go I want seem to get away from it
Don't you know, don't you know I'm calmed down in it
Who's gonna believe helpers and workers
Fools and friends and liars and prankings
Gluttony and right, and that ain't the best of it
All the news you can read, all the news that's fit to print

Well good news!

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