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Song Parodies -> "Agent Tool Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Satan's Jewel Crown"

Original Performer:

Louvin Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Agent Tool Clown"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"Here's the latest indictment, Mr. President. You may want to mull her over--get it?" "You're fired."
Agent Tool Clown,
(I warned you so long...)
But Bob Mueller's folks handed down
With five guilty pleas
Indictments in pounds,
It's making him cross:
Agent Tool Clown.

He talks like a king,
Insults allied nations--
For Vladimir, kisses abound!
But scolds NFL
For flag desecration
And divides us some more:
He's Agent Tool Clown.

Putin's Fool Clown,
That sordid moron--
But Bob Mueller's folks have sweet sounds
Recorded by Cohen,
Admissions astound.
He's rather pissed off:
Putin's Fool Clown.

To cheat on one's wife
Is feckless, deceitful--
Claiming no evidence found!
Then to pay off the press
When spankings were gleeful:
It's a buried tale told
Of Brazen Poon Hound.

Brazen Poon Hound,
That orange old dong--
Melania's hole has shrunk down.
Despite NDA's
And Stormy's porn logs
He won't be for long
Brazen Poon Hound.
┬ęBob "Pagan Tulle Gown" Gomez 2018

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