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Song Parodies -> "Drunk Drive And Jail"

Original Song Title:

"Jump, Jive And Wail"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Prima

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk Drive And Jail"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

baby, baby...it looks like i'll need some bail
baby, baby...it looks like i'll need some bail
cause i've been locked inside
the cold walls of the county jail

you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?
they'll lock your ass away

papa's in a locked box, cause he drank a case of ale
papa's in a locked box, cause he drank a case of ale
auto's in the junkyard
now its just a metal bale

you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?
they'll lock your ass away

a drunkard is a drunkard, and he'll soon be crashin' through a rail
a drunkard is a drunkard, and he'll soon be crashin' through a rail
cops will soon surround him
he knows that he is off to jail

you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?
they'll lock your ass away

jack called jill...i took a spill...go raise some bail
jack called jill...i took a spill...go raise some bail
jill hung up
she let his ass just rot in jail

you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?...you'll...go to jail
you wanna drunk drive ?
they'll lock your ass away


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm issuing you a DWI---Damn Witty Initiative!...555 days in the clink for you.
Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
a local Aussie bloke just got picked up for drunk driving twice in the one night - a semi-trailer driver no less - DKTOS, but I can imagine the OS from your parody, Alvin
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll give you 5s based on the message which is excellent alvin.
AFW - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Prima-rily tops, with a good moral message
Rick C - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun to sing to, zips right along! 5s
Royce Miller - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, I love Brian Setzer's rendition of this song; good parody.
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks agrimorfee stuart red ant AFW rick and royce
Chuck A. Spear - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! Ya gotta love the OS I'm gonna go listen to it on CD right now! You've got that ol' black magic! (Hmmm....I'd love to parody that song!)
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks chuck

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