Was that you, Santa Claus?

Here in my sweater
Typing Christmas letters
But I pause because
As I'm computing
I can hear a tooting
Was that you, Santa Claus?

I'm wrapping toyses
Hearing funny noises
So I clench my jaw
Who's there
Who dealt it
You can bet I smelt it
Was that you, Santa Claus?

Are you bringing a present for me?
Something pleasantly pleasant for me?
Well, I've got
A nice one here for you
Some Gas-X
You really need it too

Smells awful dandy
Like peppermints and candy
Plus rotten egg nog
My, my, oh, me oh my
What'd you EAT, jolly guy?
Was that you, Santa Claus?

Here in my dwelling
An odor I am smelling
Was that you, Santa Claus?

I say, Who's there
Who dealt it
You can bet I smelt it
Was that you, Santa Claus?

Oh there, Santa
I know it was you
No one else's
Smell just like yours do
Stale Christmas cookies and wine-melling spice
I can't decide if
They smell naughty or nice

Now while it's snowing
I hear a tuba blowing
I'll get to the cause
Oh, my
There's a tune there
Makes me wanna croon there
Was that you, Santa Claus?
Well, well
It's "Jingle Bells"
Was that you, Santa Claus?