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Song Parodies -> "Never French Kiss Ladies With Dentures"

Original Song Title:

"Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Never French Kiss Ladies With Dentures"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Never French kiss ladies with dentures
Unless you like to lick false teeth
She might still be sportin' some born-with uppers
But watch those down beneath..
When her smile has gaps n' scatter'n
Take a chance, but maybe..
If you spot a perfect pattern
Better slo mo, Baby
Never French kiss ladies with dentures
Unless you like to lick false teeth

Never French kiss ladies with dentures
Unless you like to taste pink plate
If it's not a turn off, she could skip flossin'
You'll clean tidbits she ate..
Such a nasty subject
I don't mean to sicken
But a real life problem
Sure as stamps need lickin'
Never French Kiss women with dentures,
Unless you like to lick false teeth

Never French kiss women with dentures
Unless you're into plastic mouth
If you find metal braces in those ivory places
Save lips and go down south
Gettin cudd'ly with a gal
Is like arts of martial
Might snag whiskers in a wire
Or flip a partial
Never French kiss ladies with dentures
Unless you like to suck false teeth

Never French kiss women with dentures
Unless you like to lick false chops
It's just not romantic
And downright frantic,
If loosely out, one flops..
Maybe I have the answer
If you're each implanting
There's a way suckin' face
Can still be quite enchanting
How to kiss ladies with dentures
Both pop'em.. pucker suction cups

Both pop'em...pucker suction cups




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alvin - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
here's a totally unique concept done to a fun OS...my fave of the day
littleFrenchCakes - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Myself, I prefer the 'Cowboy Kiss" on the back of my neck, Thank You!!!
FrenchCAKEs~2~ - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
^ See above^ Even though 1/4 French I be, I 've never indulged in that practice, Sir!
AFW - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank, al, and lFC and FC
AFW - May 17, 2008 - Report this comment
LFC...Reading back, I thought a cowboy kiss was with his horse..

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