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Song Parodies -> "She Ain't Been Shavin'"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Misbehavin'"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"She Ain't Been Shavin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Her name is Gertie
She likes my wealth
She's only thirty,
And I'm eighty, in good health
She Ain't Been Shavin'
She's savin' on razor blades

She's really thrifty,
The gal I love
But, it ain't nifty,
When she lifts her arms above..
She Ain't Been Shavin'
She's savin' on razor blades

Black as Raven,
Lack of shavin'
Shows me no charm
Under her arm
Not what I'm lookin' forward to,
Believe me...

She's quite a sly mate,
My heart admits
But, she's a primate
When Flashin' those hairy pits..
She Ain't Been Shavin'
Keeps savin' those razor blades

Ooooh, yeahhhh...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
digustingly funny
John Barry - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
That last verse was simply simian, and I was snickerin'.
Yoidy - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Hair raisingly funny! 555
Wolverine - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto Alvin. Here's 555 towards some Nair.
AFW - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments....also, just wondering if anyone else is having slow and draggy log ons here, since the new format and ads have been added...

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