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Song Parodies -> "Banderas"

Original Song Title:

"Bonanza"

Original Performer:

Lorne Greene

Parody Song Title:

"Banderas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

One star we all know,
He is Antonio.....Banderas
With his guns and his swords
Often wins big awards
In movies and on tv

Great action star,
On a horse, in a car.....Banderas
Tough as old Charlie Bronson,
And cheated Don's johnson
when he married Melanie

With his touch in "Two Much"
Melted her like ice
Wrong city...Not Miami..
No, this was "Madrid Vice"

Keeps breakin' hearts
In latin lover parts......Banderas
Like when starring in "Original Sin"
With Angelina Jolie

Flaunted brawn in "Once Upon
A Time In Mexico"
Kept in step with Johnny Depp
And William DaFoe

Done real well
In the movie, "Femme Fatale".....Banderas
Showed'em he's hard to beat,
Ridin' in Zorro's seat
With Hopkins, Sir Anthony

Had real force,
With a mask and a horse.....Banderas
Moved quick nimble bones,
With C. Zeta Jones,
In markin' that famous "Z"

Like Tom Hanks,
Drew critic's thanks
For "Philadelphia"
"Evita" too, Madonna knew
His charm and charisma

In Hollywood
He's doin' pretty good,......Banderas
With his friendliest, fightingest, lovingest style
You can bet he'll be around quite a while,
Flashin' that macho Spanish smile....Banderas,
Banderas
Banderas..

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Royce Miller - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
he has a great voice-never heard him sing before the Oscars
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't like him, but this was really good. Wish I coulda marked "that famous Z," but that rotten Michael Douglas beat me to it. (Yes, I'm still obsessing over Catherine.)
AFW - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce...Yeah, I saw that, too..I had heard he done some singing..and he did do a great job on that song.. Thanks, Michael..good line..Yeah, Cathy Z is quite a beauty..
Stuart McArthur - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I marked some pretty good Zs in my Zorro costume when I was 8, but I admit, Antonio filled out the character better than I ever did - nice one AFW - 555
AFW - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart....
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...5s
Agrimorfee - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
He also sings during the opening credits of "Desperado". I wasn't too impressed with his Oscar performance, but he did a fine job for "Evita". What, no mention of Spy Kids 1-3? (he's actually quite funny) ;)
AFW - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and Agrimorfee

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