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Song Parodies -> "Does Your Puddy-Tat Order Kitty Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor"

Parody Song Title:

"Does Your Puddy-Tat Order Kitty Toys"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Anyone who owns a cat (or vise versa) will know I speak from experience. The original verses are quite quirky, but believe me - the pacing is Spot Purrrfect.
MEE-OW, MEE-OW, MEE-YEW!!
Whatever shall I do?
Godfrey Daniel, the kitty's acting skiddish!
That frisky so-and-so,
Has been up to his old tricks.
It's time one of us should go . . .

(chorus)

Does your Puddy-Tat order kitty toys on Ebay while you sleep?
When he manxes-out your Visa - It's enough to make you weep.
Then you spot a big rig - bringing Friskies - coming down your street.
Does your Puddy-Tat order kitty toys on Ebay while you sleep?

Here comes my English hound.
He barely makes a sound.
Head hung and hobblin', looks just like he killed Cock Robin.
His crime can't be erased.
Guilt's written on his face.
I give canine the evil eye,
And thus begins the chase . . .

(chorus)

Is your puppy-dog on the internet all night with QVC?
There's a sale on king-size doghouses - He tells them, "Gimme three!".
How can they say he's man's best friend - When he'll be the death of me?
If he gets those three doghouses, better save the best for me.

There's a thumping on the stairs,
And rumbling desks and chairs.
Up in the attic - Yes, the clatter was dramatic.
A crash in the base-ment.
Much to my amaze-ment,
I found a hopping nightmare - an Australian-bred ro-dent . . .

(chorus)

Seems my kiddies have given refuge to a Klepto Kangaroo.
Now my HDTV's missing, though I've searched the whole house through.
Then from deep within his pouch I hear Australian Evening News.
They will guzzle your booze while you snooze- You can't trust those kangaroos.

(final whiz-bang of a chorus)

Does your Puddy-Tat order kitty toys on Ebay overnight?
When you order him to send them back, he paws his nose in spite.
This furrrocious, fevered feline wonders when you'll get it right.
"You're a knave in my Kitty Kingdom - Feed my royal appeti----te!" "Purrrrrr...!!"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Sylvester - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thufferin' Thuckatash!
Rick D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You're the cat's me-yow on this one.
Mari D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Grrrrreat! Glad that I pawsed to look at your parody, Dave! This reminds me of that old Steve Martin bit where he rants about his cat ordering cat toys that he can't return because they have spit all over them and how how he ran off to CATalina and got a CATamaran...
Adagio - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
David, I LOVED it!! I can just see those maniacal animals now...I have one. 5's
Paul Robinson - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
David C - Really funny! I knew it was gonna be good when I read that the cat "manxed" out the Visa.
David Chrenko - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all, and Paul! I was wondering if someone would catch the manx pun, and not think it was just a typo.
Melhi - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It would help if the credit card companies would stop sending them their own cards. ;) Nice job!
Steve Martin - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You can't return them because they got spit on them, so I'm stuck with $3000 worth of cat toys. Oh, they're fun, like this parody. GIMME THAT! GIMME THAT!
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I give you fives on this song here, for good humor and rhyme. I'd compliment your pacing, but I haven't got the time.
Jan Unwin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Once my cousin made a catnip toy for my cat. The cat loved it, licking it and drooling all over it. Later I picked it up and literally wrung the cat spit out of it. Grossed my poor cousin out. 555 for reminding me of that.
Kitty - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever! All Fives. Purrr....
Pam - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite funny ACTUALLY! I LOVE a good parody!

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