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Song Parodies -> "Job Center Nightmare"

Original Song Title:

"Nightmare Before Christmas"

Original Performer:

London After Midnight

Parody Song Title:

"Job Center Nightmare"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

I sense there's Job Seeking in the wind
That feels like Job Options at hand
And though I'd like to go to work
Can't shake this feeling that I Can't
The worst is just around the bend

And does they notice im totaly useless
And will they see how much use i can not be
I think it's not to be

What will become of my spare time
Where will i go as i have nothing going on
Although I'd like to go to work
In their enthusiastic Employers
Try as I may, it doesn't last

And i will end up signing on forever
no, I think not, it's never to become
For I am not Employable

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agrimorfee - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't figure out which song you are parodying here. This is the relevant song list--can you point it out? . This Is Halloween - Performed by the Citizens of Halloweentown 4. Jack's Lament - Performed by Danny Elfman 6. What's This? - Performed by Danny Elfman 7. Town Meeting Song - Performed by Danny Elfman and Cast 9. Jack's Obsession - Performed by Danny Elfman and Cast 10. Kidnap the Sandy Claws - Performed by Paul Reubens, Catherine O'Hara, and Danny Elfman 11. Making Christmas - Performed by Danny Elfman and the Citizens of Halloweentown 13. Oogie Boogie's Song - Performed by Ken Page with Ed Ivory 14. Sally's Song - Performed by Catherine O'Hara 16. Poor Jack - Performed by Danny Elfman 18. Finale/Reprise - Performed by Danny Elfman, Catherine O'Hara, and the Citizens of Halloweentown
Rick D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad you're a fan. This is my favorite Xmas movie. Trivia Quiz: All those songs you listed above are in minor keys except one. Name it.
Stefanie - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats sally song

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