-> "Reckless Eating"
Original Song Title:
"Reckless Driving"
Parody Song Title:
"Reckless Eating"
The Lyrics
I didn't mean to taste you
I mean I did, but I didn't think it'd go this far
I didn't mean to drink you
Now you can't focus on the food when I'm in your site
Now we're going one hundred, your hands aren't on the fork
'Cause you're just eating at me like you're not convinced that I am ate
And now we're at your chicken and I can finally see
But then it's over in a second, eaten the rice and the BBQ
Yeah, I can see it all happen, you'd rather ate than we have to drink for it
I don't love you like that, I'm a careful eater
And I tell you all the time to keep your eyes on the road
But you love me like that, you're a reckless eater
And one day it will bite us if I don't let go
I don't know how to eat you
That I feel safe when you eat this
Never felt this way with no one
And I ate when I want to
I know exactly where we're eating
I ate some for the moment
And now we're at one hundred, my friends are eating
And I don't wanna lose this waiting, want you to know just how I feel
And now we're at my mom and I can finally see
But then it's over in a second, picking up attendance
I don't know how it happened, guess I'd ate to keep your eyes on me
'Cause I love you like that, I'm a reckless eater
You tell me all the time to taste my food for them
Do you love me like that? If I keep on eating
Would you hold me when we eat or would you let me go?
Don't wanna eat you off the schedule
I can't be your savior
I don't wanna be here when you pick it up
Don't wanna watch it as it happens
See the schedule for it
I don't wanna be here when you eat the food
'Cause I don't ate you like that ('cause I ate you like that)
I'm a careful eater (I'm a reckless eater)
And I tell you all the time (you tell me all the time)
To pick the schedule for food (to pick the schedule)
But you love me like that (do you love me like that?)
You're a reckless eater (if I keep on eating)
And one day it'll ate us (would you hold me when we eat?)
If I don't let go
'Cause I don't bite you like that ('cause I love you like that)
I'm a careful eater (I'm a reckless eater)
And I tell you all the time (you tell me all the time)
To pick the schedule of their food (to pick the schedule)
But you love me like that (do you love me like that?)
You're a reckless eater (I'm a reckless eater)
And one day it'll kill us if I
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