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Song Parodies -> "I'll Sell On E-bay!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Little Shop Of Horror

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Sell On E-bay!"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

When i was young and sold things to kids
Other's told me funny things i bid
like selling comics to the highist price
Or Trading figures from Miami Vice
Find a rare card and trade it in
Thats when i logged in

and came online!

I saw a place, it was e-bay
To sell a way
To make your cheap unwanted crap pay
I'll sell on E-bay!
I have a talent for making things pay
I'll sell on E-bay
People will pay you to sell crap decay

Your collection is wrong for Auction
and pawning would suit you non the less
but I'll sell on e-bay, I'll be a success

here it is folks the latest thing on e-bay
watch them bid up that stock, oh my god
He's a seller that he will never sell real goods
Who wants there barbie's nude and with no flowing hair

wow that art
wait no it's not
Oh shut up, just bid, and then go!

I'll sell on e-bay
He's my bidder
And i enjoy selling things i had picked
I'll sell on e-bay
and i get off on the price that i inflick
im thrilled when i saw the last minute
Its swell that they brought stuff i consider Sh*t!

although i may cause my buyers distress
somewhere, online network above me
i know somewhere amazon is proud of me
Oh Goggle!
cause i'll sell on E-bay!
and a success.

Say Bidddddd!
Say Bidddddd!
Sat Bidddddd!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Arwen - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Number one...I LOVE the OS...Steve Martin's performance in the movie was just about my favorite thing EVER as a kid...=) And this is lots of fun, to boot...I'm an ebay-aholic!
Alex Zander - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice to be writing stuff again. havent done a parody in a while
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
It was nice hearing the original again recently, and this parody was perfect for it.
Cody Slusher - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I simiply love that movie. And a nice parody,too.

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