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Song Parodies -> "Milk Jug Hallie"
Original Song Title:
"Long Tall Sally"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Little Richard
Parody Song Title:
"Milk Jug Hallie"
Parody Written by:
metaphorsbwithu
The Lyrics
I'll never forget the days when we had milk, eggs, and other dairy products delivered right to our door. Here's a little tribute to those unforgettable golden days when life was simpler and it didn't take much to make you happy:
MILK JUG HALLIE
Gonna buy some yogurt, get lots of cheese
Well Hallie’s got the kind of stuff that brings me to my knees
Oh, baby!
Ye-e-e-eah baby,
Woo-o-o-oh baby,
Havin’ me some juice tonight.
Well Milk Jug Hallie she
Got dairy she got
Everything to make you feel very …
Oh baby!
Ye-e-e-eah baby,
Woo-o-o-oh baby,
Havin’ some sweet cream tonight
Well I bought some butter from Milk Jug Hallie
Spread it on my bread then I played slip-and-slide the valley
Oh baby!
Ye-e-e-eah baby,
Woo-o-o-oh baby,
Havin' me some fun tonight.
I’m gonna eat kefir tonight,
With Hallie by my side
(Whooo!)
I’m gonna have fraîche alright
And savor every bite.
We’re gonna swim in ghee
Gonna have some quark tonight.
We’re gonna make some sparks tonight
Gonna have our whey tonight
(Whooo!)
We’re gonna have warm milk tonight
Everything gonna be so tight
We’re gonna have hot buns
Gonna have some fun tonight
Gonna buy some yogurt, get lots of cheese
Well Hallie’s got the kind of stuff that brings me to my knees
Oh, baby!
Ye-e-e-eah baby,
Woo-o-o-oh baby,
Havin’ me some juice tonight.
Well Milk Jug Hallie she
Got dairy she got
Everything to make you feel very …
Oh baby!
Ye-e-e-eah baby,
Woo-o-o-oh baby,
Havin’ some sweet cream tonight
Well I bought some butter from Milk Jug Hallie
Spread it on my bread then I played slip-and-slide the valley
Oh baby!
Ye-e-e-eah baby,
Woo-o-o-oh baby,
Havin' me some fun tonight.
I’m gonna eat kefir tonight,
With Hallie by my side
(Whooo!)
I’m gonna have fraîche alright
And savor every bite.
We’re gonna swim in ghee
Gonna have some quark tonight.
We’re gonna make some sparks tonight
Gonna have our whey tonight
(Whooo!)
We’re gonna have warm milk tonight
Everything gonna be so tight
We’re gonna have hot buns
Gonna have some fun tonight
Well, I've been accused of going for the "jugular" so I might as well drive it home one more time.
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Deeeeelicious!
Delivery at address 555 parody st.
Well written and fun. It's kind of like two stories depending on which one you want to read.
Thanks, Mark. Glad my parody was to your tastes. My empties are out already.
I appreciate that Timmy1000. Yeah, exactly. I believe some people will see more than one meaning. I noticed a lot of songs from the fifties were like that. And they were much more fun that way, IMHO.
Fresh and au naturale... er, all-natural...! ;)
Butter me up, buttercup! 555
Butter me up, buttercup! 555
"What's funny is that (with me) what you see is what you get," said M4bU *just YESTERDAY*! You catch on fast, M4! The innocent intro (innotro?) was a little extra cheese to set up the sly double-entendre.
Overall: Berry, berry good.
Overall: Berry, berry good.
Pretty slick
Fresh! What a nice compliment Fiddler G. Thanks! No oleo for you while I'm here!
Well, TT, as someone who most people don't get, it is refreshing to have someone who recognizes the different layers and elements I try to put in what I write - aside from the obvious (which is okay). I don't need the validation but it is nice to have it once in a while if only in realizing someone's enjoying what you're trying to do to the max.
Slick is good. I like that. I try to be faithful to the soul of my original inspiration as much as possible.
"Well, TT, as someone who most people don't get,"
You are speaking to the least-gotten person/turtle of all! Join the club, Bro (or Sis)! .... my sentiments exactly.
You are speaking to the least-gotten person/turtle of all! Join the club, Bro (or Sis)! .... my sentiments exactly.
I'm a breaux. :-D
Triple 5's just for making me think of Halle's jugs.
Are we talking about the wine, or things from Louisiana -- the Senator, the bridge, the town, the supermarket, the crawfish festival...? Beauxtiful multi-lay-her-ed pun, Dewed!
ps: in case it wasn't clear, "my sentiments exactly." referred to the last sentence of your message to me.
ps: in case it wasn't clear, "my sentiments exactly." referred to the last sentence of your message to me.
Thanks LSUFreek! Always glad when I can put someone into a good mood.
Yes, TT, all of the above and more. But that's all I'll say.
Yes, TT, all of the above and more. But that's all I'll say.
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