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Song Parodies -> "Can You Feel The Kryptonite"

Original Song Title:

"Can You Feel The Love Tonight"

Original Performer:

Lion King People

Parody Song Title:

"Can You Feel The Kryptonite"

Parody Written by:

No One Wrote This

The Lyrics

Yep, I suck at this. This shit makes absolutely no sense. Pacing sucks, not that funny, what could I do to improve. I got nothing.
The Grand Canyon¡¯s collapsing
Lex Luther¡¯s struck again
And this time he¡¯s bought an all-new wig
And ready to dish some pain

Superman¡¯s on the case
He can¡¯t be hurt by glocks
So Lex is unleashing his new weapon
A green and glowing rock

{chorus}
Oh can you feel
The kryptonite
Changing chromosomes
And with ease it can turn those giant abs
Into a bag of bones

{chorus again}

Now superman is dieing
Like drunks from Manhattan
Now there¡¯s only one man to save the day
Osama bin Laden

He¡¯s armed with nuclear warheads
And lots of flower power
The only thing that¡¯s bad about him
Is he blew up the twin towers

{chorus x 2, pretty much destroys the plot but why the hell should I care?}

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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 4   0
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Elton John - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I'm the original performer.
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I wouldn't brag about that if I were you, Elton. Of course, if I were you... not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm ashamed to say - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I found this song funny. Good job catching me by surprise and making me laugh. I will now go dosome penance somewhere

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