tired of people not talking to me
feeling disgraceless
whilst under the furnace
dont know how to do A B C
put under the pressure
of stepping in dog poo

~caught in remidial class~
~caught in remidial class~

every thought that i make
is another mistake, dum dooo

~caught in remidial class~
~caught in remidial class~

[chorus]
i've become so dumb
i can't tie my shoes
and without your help
i cant count to 2
and by doing this
all i want to do
is go into some store
and lick all the shoes

i want to be able to count to 3
number 9 will do
and 7 will come next

and every time i wanted to pee
you had to be there
to lift me out my chair

~caught in the retarded class~
~caught in the retarded class~

and i do love barney
even though i am thir-ty-two

~caught in the retarded class~
~caught in the retarded class~

and elmos math mistakes are more than I CAN TAKE!

[chorus]

-bridge-

and i know
that i may end up failing to
hit the bowl
but when you in a chair, you cant exactally aim for the loo

[chorus]
[chorus] -im tired of being a retard that cant pee- X2