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Song Parodies -> "The Washerwocky"
Original Song Title:
"The Jabberwocky"
Original Performer:
Lewis Carroll
Parody Song Title:
"The Washerwocky"
Parody Written by:
Richard Astley-Clemas
The Lyrics
At least its clean
'Twas Brillo and the Bio D
Did Surf and Cleenol in the Bold
All Rinso were the Fairy Milds
And the Omo, Tide and Daz
Beware the Washerwock my Son
The taps that run the baths that flood
Beware the Twin Tubs full of suds
The floors that sparkle with Flash
He took his disinfectant can
Long time the Anti Bacterial he sought
So rested he by the Laundromat
And thought of Pure Lenor
And as in Swifts Pride thought he stood
The Washerwock with hands that bleached
Came rinsing through the Areil scrub
And Persilled as he came
1-2-12 and Reckitts Blue and through
The floors that sparkled went flisher flash
He left it clean and with a washing machine
He went rub a dubbing back
And hast thou removed stains the Washerwock?
Come to my arms my cleaning boy
O scouring day calloy callay
He Deetoxed in his joy
Did Surf and Cleenol in the Bold
All Rinso were the Fairy Milds
And the Omo, Tide and Daz
Beware the Washerwock my Son
The taps that run the baths that flood
Beware the Twin Tubs full of suds
The floors that sparkle with Flash
He took his disinfectant can
Long time the Anti Bacterial he sought
So rested he by the Laundromat
And thought of Pure Lenor
And as in Swifts Pride thought he stood
The Washerwock with hands that bleached
Came rinsing through the Areil scrub
And Persilled as he came
1-2-12 and Reckitts Blue and through
The floors that sparkled went flisher flash
He left it clean and with a washing machine
He went rub a dubbing back
And hast thou removed stains the Washerwock?
Come to my arms my cleaning boy
O scouring day calloy callay
He Deetoxed in his joy
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