-> "Knights, a King, and One Round Table"
Original Song Title:
"Empty Chairs at Empty Tables"
Parody Song Title:
"Knights, a King, and One Round Table"
There's a meeting here that's broken
It's a shame I have to come
All the Knights around the table -
I hate ev'ry single one.
They engage in prostitution
Joust with ev'ry pretty maid
Here they drink my scotch they "borrowed"
Drain it down like lemonade.
At this table, free of corners
Men are drunk, or high, or bored
Robin's minstrels won't stop singing!
Will someone spear them now?
These merry knights should all be hung!
I'll cancel the reunion...
Send them on a death crusade - they're gone!
Lancelot - I'm not forgiving
To the dungeons, now, be gone!
Percival - you're too outspoken
I shall have your head withdrawn!
Damn Sir Kay and his agenda!
Damn Sir Bedevere's divorce!
If you're late to this round table
You're a heretic - a whore!
Oh these so-called men, they're pansies!
Got to keep them, all the same
Empty heads around my table...
What a price to pay for fame!
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