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Song Parodies -> "In My Drawer"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"In My Drawer"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The irony here is that I just refound this idea planned for submission on May 9th (don't remember what year though) because that's Lost Sock Memorial Day (JFGI). Also, apparently I tried to have som fun with spelling in the chorus, can't for the love of the smell of detergent in the morning remember why...
Damn, I don't know where some laundry has gone
And for search have no time
I'm glad I'm using cheap brands
But hey, t-shirts missing are nine!

In my drawer, socks are not in my dra-ouer
Not in the shower, not on the flo-ouor
Once they were two, now I'm missing one blue

Sortin' my undies by remnants of crust
Long Johns you never buy white
My teenage bed sheets' so hard
That they could armour a knight

In my drawer, briefs are not in my dra-ouer
Not in the locker, not on the rock-ouer
Once they were brown, now their numbers are down

Used a detergent real strong, and then more
Stains aren't taking the hint
I once could see how some flies
All took off with a sprint

In my drawer, jeans are not in my dra-ouer
Maybe next door, maybe offsho-ouer
I launched them zipped, now I have to go stripped
© Peter Andersson.

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Jonathan - July 21, 2015 - Report this comment
rated PG-13 for Brief nudity and intense Gore! 4's

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