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Song Parodies -> "Play Ride"

Original Song Title:

"Sleigh Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Leroy Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"Play Ride"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm hearing motel milf-ering
Sounds comes pilfering thru
Smiths buy an hour endeavor
For a play ride together, they do
On floors, their clothes are falling
With bare end's calling, "yoo hoo"
Pulled is the passion lever
On a play ride together, for two

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, role plays
Wild riders, who blaze..
Lone Ranger's gonna' give old Silver "neighs"
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, on course
She's one bucky horse.
Now she's Fay Wray.. he's King Kong.
Big and strong..and full of force..

Guy role plays Trump, girl's Rosy
Fake fight, then cozy, they coo
Coins clink in bed vibrators,
Twist and shake like gators would do
Some old guys with young ladies,
Gray haired, their eighties show thru
They'll try to make love forever
On a play ride together, turn blue

There are sexy chicks you'd like to get
Your arms around
Making pleasure whimpers..it's a
Very special sound
At my bargain motel, charge twenty bucks,
They make a lucky stop
When I listen up close I can hear
The bedsprings pop.
(pop! pop! pop!)

Young romantic..acrobatic
Guys and gals..who fly
Males and females find good feelings when
The blood pumps high
Pollunation explodes like springtime tease
With birds and bees from hives
There is jumping and pumping..rumps and humps
Wiggles, fingers and flips and dives..

Each night strong men and women
Come, give my Simmons a test
Down here there's room for lev'rage,
More than in their Chevro-let's nest
Outside raindrops come falling,
While some go crawling there, too
Unmindful of lousy weather,
As they play ride together, they do

I sneak and watch 'em work it
On my tv circuit, "woo-hoo !"
I'm just a voyeur lover,
Hopin' they don't discover I do

Yeah, I'm a voyeur lover,
Hopin' they don't discover I do

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Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a parody-genre I dabbled in years ago ... :-)
John Barry - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
There once was a man from Nantucket sleigh ride.
wildcard - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
barey funny
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - It sure was a busy night at the motel yesterday. John Smith checked in at least ten times! This is the ultimate take on Leroy Anderson's classic. My compliments. ;D
AFW - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, John B, Wildcard, and OMR
LilHoTweet - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
This reminds me, that soon I'll be all tied up in my colorful Xmas 'bulbs', eager to hear them pop . . .
AFW - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
And you deserve a star at the top...even tho' they say it's lonely there..

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