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Song Parodies -> "Gay Ride"

Original Song Title:

"Sleigh Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Leroy Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Ride"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I took a tour bus to Vegas
To waste my wages awhile
They rocked me two C-fifty
Wanted window seat nifty, got aisle

The guy who took my window
Gives me a grin, says, "I'm Lyle"
Extends a hand, unfisted
In a loose joint wristed-ly style

Giddy yap..giddy yap..giddy yap, words flow
High flyin' we go
Male party with a femininely glow
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, my land!
All grabbin' my hand..
I'm ridin' along with a throng in a wintery fairyland !

Outside the snow is fallin'
In here, they're callin' "Yoo hoo"
Cross legs and say, "I'm Nelson.."
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?

I'm sexed more like Clyde Barrow,
Straight as an arrow, that's me
These guys are paired and meltin'
Like Dave and Elton would be..

It's an arty party on a chartered Greyhound Bus
Guess the driver's also gay, he don't complain or cuss
They're all singin' love songs and makin' out
Six hundred miles, no stop..
On each other's warm laps they hop
And gaily plop. Plop! plop! plop!

It's a crazy feeling, but I kinda' like one guy
They say even macho males
Have some "fem" cells, that's why..
Think I'll rent a car for my trip back home
It's givin' me the hives..
Must get outa' here, it's too queer,
Grown men actin' like they're my wives!

Afraid to sleep, loud giggles and
Wig, wig, wigglin' too
Big guys all act'n like Heather,
On a Gay Ride together won't do..

Outside the snow is fallin'
In here, they're callin', "Yoo hoo"
Cross legs and say, "I'm Nelson"
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?

Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, words flow
High flyin' we go..
Male party with a femininely glow..
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, my land!
They're grabbin' my hand..
All ridin' along, singin' songs,
It's a Greyhound in fairyland !

Outside the snow is fallin',
In here, they're callin', "Yoo hoo"
Cross legs, and say, "I'm Nelson"
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?

On a Gay Ride what else can you do?
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?









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Pacing: 4.9
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TJC - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
A fabulous tour de farce on *so* many levels... loved the Barrow/narrow and meltin'/Elton "couplets" in particular and the original sub was pure genius, dahling!
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "plop plop plop'
2Eagle - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Wintery fairyland - LOL.
Bob Gomez - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
WA HA HA!! Was that "throng" in a thong? 555
Andria - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, it looks like you picked the same basic OS that I did a couple of days ago, except you chose the longer version and a different artist. It was great, and here are 3 5's.
Tomymy Turtle - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Uhhh, was this in any way related to my (very late) comment to your drape-hanging parody yesterday? :-) Three limp-wristed Fives.
LilFairyCakes - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, what happens on the Tour Bus, stays on the Bus ! !
AFW - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ, alvin,2Eagle, Bob, Andria, TT,..not really, was sort of done before the fact..and thanks, LCC
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
To seasonally paraphrase Ann Hammond, "ho ho ho ho ho." Very funny write. The "arty party on a chartered Greyhoud bus" stanza literally made me LOL, conjuring an image of a gay friend whose outrageous flamboyance really come s across as a sort of juggernautish joie de vivre. :-)
AFW - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan..

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