Song Parodies -> "I Got Impeached"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Getting Married in the Morning"

Original Performer:

Lerner/Loewe (My Fair Lady)

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Impeached"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

I got impeached not just a warning
Hell's bells, it's for my second time!
Head's on the chopper
They killed a copper
Now I must pay up for the crime.

MAGAs have always been adoring
Looked over all my grift and slime
Mitch, come defend me!
Nancy will send me
To prison till the end of time!

While I was ranting
Proud Boys looked on
I’m found enchanting
By the QAnon!

Lies and conspiracies I'm forming
I'll tell a dozen 'fore lunchtime.
Rudy assists me
Courts then dismiss me
No matter how much I have whined.

While I was ranting
Proud Boys looked on
I’m found enchanting
By the QAnon!

But I’m getting tried again this morning
Tick-tock, I’m running out of time
I’ll be a pauper
‘Cause I told a whopper
Inflamed the mob to all those crimes.
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Patrick - February 03, 2021 - Report this comment

After Trump left office, the Senate no longer has jurisdiction. Any federal indictments would have to come from a federal prosecuting attorney. Strictly an exercise in hatred taken to an extreme.

John Dacey - February 03, 2021 - Report this comment

Patrick - trump was impeached while he was in office for offenses he committed while in office. The constitution reads "The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments." The operative word is *all*, there are no exceptions noted. Additionally, among other errors of logic in your position, not having a trial in the Senate would deny him a forum in which to attempt to refute the charges in the article of impeachment.

Harold Fuccerman - February 03, 2021 - Report this comment

I wish I had thought of this!!!

Phil Alexander - February 04, 2021 - Report this comment

Hmm.. try Trump in a federal court, so at least there is a chance of an impartial judge/jury (well, in theory, anyway), rather than half the jury being scared they'll lose their jobs if they convict? And would result in him being a convicted felon and spending the rest of his life in prison if found guilty? I can see the appeal, but we all know that as he was president when he whipped those people up, the federal courts won't pick up the baton, which would lead to a precedent of any outgoing president being able to do anything with impunity. Someone needs to hold Trump responsible, but it does appear that too many Republican senators are too cowardly to step up to the plate.

Libby - February 05, 2021 - Report this comment

Patrick, say I am CEO of a company who got caught selling illegal drugs. I am indicted of the crime a week or two before my scheduled date of leaving the company (in fact, I was terminated). Upon that date of termination, does that mean my indictment gets tossed out and a trial isn't gonna happen? NOPE.

Facepalm - February 06, 2021 - Report this comment

Only a Commy could think that a CEO of a company and the POTUS of the US could be compared in that way!

Libby - February 06, 2021 - Report this comment

Facepalm, Trump sure as hell thought he was "CEO" of the US as President. Idiot was WRONG.

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