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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Homer Simpson"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Leon Redbone

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Homer Simpson"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

I'll be Homer Simpson
Once you marry me
I'll drink beer
And scratch my rear
And watch too much TV

Someday soon you'll find you're
Married to a slob
I'll be Homer Simpson
Except without the job

(Belching solo)

I'll be Homer Simpson
And when you complain
I'll go "D'oh!"
Then hang with Moe
And try to kill my brain

If my butt were money
We'd be living large
I'll be Homer Simpson
If only you were Marge

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 23

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 5   19

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Steve K. - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
As Mr. Burns would say, "Excellent".
2nz - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
As stated, "Excellent" Claude

Mr. Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed
Smithers: "But sir, those were...."
Mr. Burns: "Do as I say!"
Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Marge is a doll, isn't she? Homer should be so lucky - 555
John Barry - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Cartoon characters have only 4 fingers, but this warrants 3 5s.
Olvan The Terrible - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is definitely something to "Woo-hoo!" over. But I thought Homer didn't have a job anymore, and the family survives on the money gained from the events in the current episode. Hmmm...
alvin rhodes - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
nicely done...5s
Michael Pacholek - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Like Homer, you get glowing reports. Get it? "Glowing"?
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Being a bit of a "D'Oh!" nut myself, I will try and do my best to live up to this one ;-)
Michael McVey - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
And you'll have a son just like "Barf Simpson"!!! --MM
Claude Prez - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I would rather be Krusty... just as much beer, and parody song singing on national television. :-)
Leo Jay - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely done. Excellent. Love the last four lines.
K k - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm no particular Simpsons fan, but this one drew me in considering that "I'll Be Home For Christmas" is one of my fave Christmas songs. And this is absolutely hilarious- parody writing at its best. 5 gold stars. ;) - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Every time I hear "I'll Be Home for Christmas" (which, oddly enough, has happened a lot recently), these lyrics go through my head. I'm not kidding. So I thought I'd better stop by and leave another comment. But holy crap - I don't even see a FIRST comment. Sorry; I suck.

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