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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Homer Simpson"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Original Performer:
Leon Redbone
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Be Homer Simpson"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
I'll be Homer Simpson
Once you marry me
I'll drink beer
And scratch my rear
And watch too much TV
Someday soon you'll find you're
Married to a slob
I'll be Homer Simpson
Except without the job
(Belching solo)
I'll be Homer Simpson
And when you complain
I'll go "D'oh!"
Then hang with Moe
And try to kill my brain
If my butt were money
We'd be living large
I'll be Homer Simpson
If only you were Marge
Once you marry me
I'll drink beer
And scratch my rear
And watch too much TV
Someday soon you'll find you're
Married to a slob
I'll be Homer Simpson
Except without the job
(Belching solo)
I'll be Homer Simpson
And when you complain
I'll go "D'oh!"
Then hang with Moe
And try to kill my brain
If my butt were money
We'd be living large
I'll be Homer Simpson
If only you were Marge
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As Mr. Burns would say, "Excellent".
As stated, "Excellent" Claude
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Yes, Marge is a doll, isn't she? Homer should be so lucky - 555
Cartoon characters have only 4 fingers, but this warrants 3 5s.
This parody is definitely something to "Woo-hoo!" over. But I thought Homer didn't have a job anymore, and the family survives on the money gained from the events in the current episode. Hmmm...
nicely done...5s
Like Homer, you get glowing reports. Get it? "Glowing"?
Being a bit of a "D'Oh!" nut myself, I will try and do my best to live up to this one ;-)
And you'll have a son just like "Barf Simpson"!!! --MM
Thanks all
I think I would rather be Krusty... just as much beer, and parody song singing on national television. :-)
Nicely done. Excellent. Love the last four lines.
I'm no particular Simpsons fan, but this one drew me in considering that "I'll Be Home For Christmas" is one of my fave Christmas songs. And this is absolutely hilarious- parody writing at its best. 5 gold stars. ;)
Every time I hear "I'll Be Home for Christmas" (which, oddly enough, has happened a lot recently), these lyrics go through my head. I'm not kidding. So I thought I'd better stop by and leave another comment. But holy crap - I don't even see a FIRST comment. Sorry; I suck.
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